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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:17 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:17 PM
I will bequeath to you the treasure of FRIENDSHIP
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:18 PM
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:18 PM
Don’t sign the contract Haseo!!!
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:18 PM
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:18 PM
Oh hey buddy you’re lookin a little lopsided
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:18 PM
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:19 PM
Gay
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:19 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:19 PM
oh god not an ovan ai
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
they're multiplying
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how will the world survive with two ovans
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
"haseo, you complete me"
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
complete with gesture
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:20 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
"we will meet again, when grass is touched"
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
LMAO
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
cyouni lol
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
well that was
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gay
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like
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
I tried my best to shitpost through it
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heavily
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:21 PM
I know we joke
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but man
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:22 PM
I mean there's a reason all my jokes were basically gay ones
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:22 PM
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:22 PM
Yeah that wasn’t subtle
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:22 PM
haseo sounds so let down
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:23 PM
ovan, your tree.... it's so beautiful...
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:23 PM
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oh right the plot quest
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:23 PM
what are these things anyways
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:23 PM
NPCs
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like, in universe NPCs
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supposedly non-sentiant
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though...given CC corp, who really knows for sure
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hmm.
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that much, at least, resonates a bit
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:25 PM
so how would htis change if you brought
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shino
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and uhhh
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:25 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:25 PM
I dunno to the end
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:25 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:27 PM
and now
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:27 PM
lol it ends with Shino staring your ass down like
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:27 PM
for the epilogue to the epilogue
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ground unbroken
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:27 PM
“You are so homosexual for him”
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:28 PM
Shino: man I have the WORST luck with men.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:28 PM
.hack//gay undertones
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shall
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:28 PM
lmao
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Cyouni you have a dark gift
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:28 PM
Changed the channel name.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:29 PM
I cannot be stopped
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:31 PM
tomorrow I probably will do the Curtain call, where we will see many, but not all, of the character endings
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and then we'll prepare ourselves to follow up and see if Ovan can, in fact, be rescued.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 09-Jun-22 10:33 PM
so who are we going to be seeing
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 10:33 PM
I'll leave it as a surprise
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anyways I just want you to appreciate I did like 5 hours of dungeon so you could get 20 minutes of really gay shit
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archaeo 09-Jun-22 10:46 PM
I for one am touched
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LettuceKitteh 09-Jun-22 10:59 PM
You know, Haseo deserves better than Ovan but I sure hope he gets to see his boyfriend one more time.
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Zedd-Repulsa 09-Jun-22 11:00 PM
I appreciate it
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Shaiapouf 09-Jun-22 11:19 PM
Also, this is probably as good a time as any to repost this https://youtu.be/TUu4Wd2FLz8
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Which is a direct lead into volume 4. I uh, have not yet listened to it myself, but I will tomorrow
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So yeah, curtain call on Saturday, and then next week is volume 4
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Skeith 10-Jun-22 07:37 AM
Vol 4 blind reaction gonna be wild
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 10-Jun-22 11:02 AM
lambda
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 09:47 PM
I'm going to begin the curtain call soon, I just have a few things I need to do first
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:23 PM
okay, It's time
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Skeith 11-Jun-22 10:23 PM
popCat
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:24 PM
my plan is to send promises to a bunch of characters one after another (my final count for max affection characters is 14, out of I believe 23) and as I do so, look over thier hidden e-mail messages and see what I can pull out that's really interesting
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first off, lets start with the obvious one
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 10:25 PM
pounds table eta ursae majoris
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also that's an amazing card
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:25 PM
googles Oh I get it.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 10:26 PM
googlyerika
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:26 PM
Atoli I don't know that I have a ton of interesting things to pull out of her secret emails.
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It's Atoli. I think we know what her deal is by now.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 10:26 PM
grunty cards
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:27 PM
I mean Cyouni, they are all like this
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 10:27 PM
ok this is amazing
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:29 PM
oh, now here is one I absolutely need to post
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Most of what I've skimmed over has been normal stuff (Including a rather depressing anecdote about Atoli cooking for herself a lot) and a lot of flirting that is either cute or extremely inappropriate, depending on how the player chooses to respond
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but well
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this one seems important
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Well, we've talked about this but here is the details straight from her
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Re: How >How did you and Sakaki meet? I met him on some website. I was bullied a lot when I was in middle school. I didn't like it, so I isolated myself at home and was online a lot... I've posted on some suicide-related websites, too. Sakaki was the one who genuinely listened to what I had to say. Then, all of a sudden, Sakaki and I were exchanging messages. He listened to a lot of my struggles, and he gave me great advice. Then we started sending each other messages each day... I remember the times when I was checking my inbox often to see if I had messages from him. I felt like I had a place in this world because Sakaki was there for me... And that's how I was able to go to school. That's why Sakaki was the only support I had back then.
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>And that was Sakaki? ......Yes. I respected Sakaki, in a lot of ways. Even now, there is a part of me that can't believe what he did. I know that I won't really be able to move forward until I can get over him.
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>Why did you join Moon Tree? I received a message from Sakaki congratulating me for getting into high school. That's when I was invited to play "The World", and that's how I joined Moon Tree. I felt worried if I wasn't a part of something. I couldn't hold my own. I think I wasn't able to be confident unless I borrowed someone's ideas. But now...I'm fine. Instead of being supported all the time, I plan on supporting you from now on.
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as I said, noithing we haven't covered before
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I love atoli, honestly
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what a good, sad kid
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anyways, I send her the card
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they just kinda stand there awkwardly staring at each other for a while
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damn haseo
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anyways
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at this point is starts to flash to scenes of the character from the game
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obviously this being atoli we got some interesting screenshots
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I am curious what it will be like for some others
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oh now that is cute
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man I want to get FF14 married now. I've been sitting on my Eternal Promise forever
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ANYWAYS
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this is gonna be a fun one
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I can only imagine what Pi, who honestly sees Haseo as her annoying little brother, makes of this
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Pi is a character I feel like finally had her bit in the sun not very long ago. Her emails give the impression that if nothing else CC corp must pay very well, because she has very expensive hobbies
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And just why do you want to know about my dining preferences? I guess I go out for most of my meals. There are lots of great places to eat around where I work. They've got everything, from Italian, French, Chinese, and Japanese. Of course, they're all a bit expensive, but what can you do. It's not like I have anything else to spend my money on. I cycle through my business suits, so I don't need to replace them much. And there's no point in buying cute casual clothes, because I rarely have a chance to wear them. And honestly, I could really care less about brand names and the latest fashion.
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she mentions having a state of the art kitchen she has never used because she works too much
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>What's your cat's name? He's an Abyssinian male and each of his eyes is a different color. I bought him at the pet store on a whim and raised him from a kitten. I can't tell you his name since no one knows his name except for me.
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Man Pi rocks, underrated anime woman
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If you send her a flower gift card she says you should have sent one to Atoli instead lmao
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Re: What are your hobbies? I'm going to answer that with "driving", even though I did just get a parking ticket the other day... Aside from that, I'd say looking for useful freeware.
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>I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school. >What about you? I know. I've researched you in detail. I'm 24. But didn't you ever learn that it's rude to ask a woman her age?
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Pi that is incredibly creepy
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interestingly, Pi denies that her interest in yata is romantic if asked. I'm not entirely sure I believe it, but she doesn't seem embarrassed about it. I suspect her feelings are simply complicated.
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lastly, she does mention her brother, Jun Bansoya, once
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>You ever like anyone other than Yata? My brother. In a class of his own. When I was little, I was shy and introverted. My brother always took me by my hand... We were separated when our parents divorced, but he graduated college with high honors and got a job at Cyber Connect Corp. He's been my goal the whole time.
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I like Pi a lot, really understated character
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