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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 10:46 PM
clearly Pi's brother is Zelkova, CEO of CC Corp
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I'll keep making that joke
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:46 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 10:46 PM
also I didn't know that atoli's saber
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:46 PM
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this one feels really weird given what I know about them in terms of what they end up like in real life
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jesus
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anyways the same basic scenes replay of the wedding and people cheering
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up until the end when it's the custom character ending
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I do really enjoy that Pi has two bridal veils, for her hair
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extremely funny detail
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anyways, I wasn't gonna do his because honestly he's kinda boring, but he managed to get to max affection all on his own so
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there are no big revalations about Kuhn in his emails--as we established, he dated the coolest girl ever in highschool and simply never recovered being dumped by her
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however, this one is pretty funny - If you ask for Kuhn advice on picking up women (edited)
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>Please teach me all you know, Professor Kuhn! Good answer! All right then, listen up for some secret techniques from Sniper Kuhn that'll woo any female from 8 to 80! The most important element for getting a girl is sincerity! Girls are naturally weak to being treated nicely by men! They can't help it! What's more, they have more pride than a group of lions! This means that you first have to act humble and make sure she's happy. Oh, but don't get the wrong idea. Acting humble isn't all about putting the girl up on a pedestal or anything. First you'll want to watch her closely. Learn what she sees, learn what she enjoys, and learn what makes her angry. Once you've got all that and have it firmly planted inside your head, it's time to make a move! By using your knowledge that you gained from =====This e-mail has surpassed its character limit=====
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Shaiapouf
oh now that is cute
LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 10:53 PM
i audibly d'awwed at this
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:54 PM
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 10:55 PM
okay this is their dynamic tho (i am replying as i catch up)
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aww i'm caught up....
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:56 PM
Kuhn seems to have interpreted this as Haseo wanting to party after getting dumped--which looking back on his e-mails is how he seems to interprete anything that sounds like Haseo hitting on him in emails. So...maybe Kuhn has his own issues to work out, imo.
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LettuceKitteh
aww i'm caught up....
Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:56 PM
we got lots more coming
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 10:56 PM
:D
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kuhn is very dense
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:57 PM
rather than forever in love, boys get this No Homo Variation
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 10:57 PM
...boo
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:57 PM
and no wedding sequence, just directly into the character ending
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archaeo 11-Jun-22 10:57 PM
quelle surprise
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:58 PM
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 10:58 PM
wait Endrance doesn't get a wedding?!
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wait Endrance doesn't get a wedding?!
Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:58 PM
we'll get to that
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 10:59 PM
the friendship shot is cute, i'm a sucker
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 10:59 PM
since we're on the subject of Boys
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Lets talk about The Boys
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starting with Silabus
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Silabus talks about playing The World while Jogging while just...literally how
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Re: Motto I guess it would have to be the words I wrote in my yearbook:"Apply oneself."
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I like Silabus but man I think he would drive me crazy if I knew him in real life
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:02 PM
He seems very, uh, Bro-y
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:02 PM
He has a lot of like...young positivity tech bro energy yeah exactly
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>What kind of volunteer work did you do? Well, do you remember the tanker that had an accident and spilled a lot of crude oil nearby? I helped clean up the oil that flowed down to the shore. I didn't realize how hard it was until I actually tried it. I want to be someone who can do things when things need to be done.
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Oh yeah I would get so sick of this guy
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bless his heart
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:03 PM
xDDD
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:03 PM
Look at this fucking Neruotypical (edited)
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He also apparently has a crush on the teacher lady from Online Jack
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that's a cute detail, actually
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:07 PM
He is so nice and so not getting it
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:07 PM
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It looks like they are picking girls up but I get the impression they just found some new players to help out
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:08 PM
Aw, okay, that's very like them.
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:09 PM
anyways, I can't do one Boy without the other
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:10 PM
neeeerd
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:10 PM
As has become clear, Gaspard is a Gamer's Gamer. Yugioh champion
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He talks about being big into card collecting generally in his emails, as well as his mom putting him on a diet. I call bullshit, as there is no world in which an overweight child plays an overweight character in an MMO
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but I digress (edited)
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indeed, many of his responses to yoru greeting cards are his excitement at getting a card for his collection lmao
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>So why do you like card games that much anyway? Well... In real life I never had anything I was good at. I run too slow for sprints, and I wasn't especially good at school either. I did okay with drawing, but only okay... So, I've always used to think that I was worthless. But ever since my friends taught me about card games, I found they were something that I could do better than anyone else, and I was really happy. After that, I just kept getting more and more into them, and now... Well, you know :)
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Gaspard is also 13 years old, which I am actually kinda surprised by
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so the ages at canard are Silabus being 19, Haseo being 17, and Gaspard being 13
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:15 PM
...oh, wow. Yeah, he's a precocious kid!
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:15 PM
I washed some dishes at a restaurant as part of a school program. I broke some... But a worker there asked me if I was ok, and she was so nice to me. I think I like someone as nice as she was.
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You know, Gaspard and Alkaid actually live in the same city, so I kind of like to imagine it was her
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:15 PM
:3
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:16 PM
anyways
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look at his cute little kid face
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:17 PM
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:17 PM
A Good Bean
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:18 PM
oh no that's adorable they're such good friends... ;__;
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:19 PM
@Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" it's time
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:19 PM
(oh my god he got headpat)
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:19 PM
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Alkaid Alkaid...what to say about Alkaid
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for one thing, back on the PS2 version of the game, when there was only one promise card for you to give out, I absolutely gave it to her
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Waifu of the Year 2007 and forever (edited)
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:20 PM
she's a very good waifu and character and i like her a lot
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:20 PM
I love her emails because she is just extremely flirty
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which is just very refreshing
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She talks about loving to cook about being good at Ramen specifically
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Re: So you're a good cook >So you're a good cook then. >Ah well, people like you are usually the type that >end up being domestic and stuff in real life. >I'm a little relieved. Fallen in love with me all over again, have you? ;) I can make any kind of ramen in only 3 minutes!
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:21 PM
snicker Haseo. Haseo. You're being tricked.
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:22 PM
If you say "Wait all you make is ramen?" she responds as such
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What's it to you?! Cooking's all about soul! I'll have you know I put my soul into every batch of my instant ramen!
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:22 PM
more out-loud cackling, disturbing Endora
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:23 PM
The book exchange is also really interesting, but I posted about that one a couple days ago
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As I said Alkaid is very flirty, but if you actually flirts back she just collapses instantly
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Re: Flower Gift Flowers... Geez, I'm not really sure how to respond...
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>Just be honest with yourself. Honest...? Well, you know I, like...y...
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Now from this conversation, haseo has two options
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you can respond seriously
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>It's true that I can't always say what I really >feel...but I never lie. Haseo... Can I really believe you...? I mean, I could get the wrong idea about you if you keep saying things like that...!
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and like, it's basically clear that the situation here is that Alkaid has feeling for haseo, but sees that he's obviously interested in Atoli, and so sublimates this by messing around, and is extremely thrown off is Haseo breaks character to flirt back
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>So get the wrong idea. So that's how you really feel. Haseo... I will forever keep those words in my heart. Not Alkaid's, but in Chika's heart. And just so you know...You don't want to see me when I've had my heart broken!
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You can straight up just enter the alternate universe where Haseo dates Alkaid if you really want to, which I find really funny
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alternative, if you want to be really cruel
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Re: What do you mean? >:) >What do you mean get the wrong idea? LOL >Ah, it's too easy to tease you! >:) I knew you were just teasing me! You even went so far as to send me this rare card just to toy with my feelings! Go to hell, you big jerk! Sigh...I'm so stupid for falling for it...
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:27 PM
......that's just mean
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:27 PM
Haseo can act like a real shithead in emails if you let him
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anyways they have a whole email chain where they nerd out about Romance of the three Kingdoms
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 11:29 PM
rud
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:29 PM
>Who do you like in particular? >Celebrities, professional athletes... Schwarzenegger in his prime! In terms of novels... my favorite is "Conan the Barbarian"!
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anyways, lets get to it
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there is like, a long pause where they are just silent
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Haseo: I'll make you happy. Alkaid: ...Kay. I promise I'll make you happy too.
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Alkaid simply cannot believe she won the Haseobowl
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:33 PM
she's a good kid too.....
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:33 PM
I love how the first two images in this are just TSUN (edited)
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DERE
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:34 PM
awwww
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:34 PM
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with that out of the way, it's time for the other highly anticipated one of these
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Alkaid's co-emperor, Endrance
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:36 PM
let him wear a dress!!
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 11:36 PM
.hack//Gay Undertones returns
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:37 PM
They have a long email exchange about Endrance not really eating properly
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I don't like fish... It smells terrible... I don't like meat either... It smells like blood... >So you're a vegetarian? No... That's not really it... I'm just... Not interested in eating... >Are you eating 3 meals a day like you should be? >You're kind of starting to worry me. Thank you...for worrying about me... That makes me happy, Haseo... My mother...always takes care of my meals... Because I almost never go outside...
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But ever since I met you... I feel like food can be really delicious... Recently, when I said "Thank you for the meal" my mother was shocked... ...Strange, isn't it...
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:38 PM
....i think endrance needs therapy more than a boyfriend now. Kiddo.
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:39 PM
>Do you like flowers, Endrance? >I noticed you have them on your character too. I, do like flowers... Especially white roses... >Do you like cats, Endrance? Cats... I do. I did...
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You are not wrong LK
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>What am I to you? I need you like flowers need water... I cannot live without you... It is a simple matter to kill me... All you have to do is turn your eyes away...
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 11:39 PM
this boy needs therapy
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:39 PM
Endrance: I am a thirsty little flo--no I'm not gonna finish that
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 11:40 PM
ikuko
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:40 PM
Re: What are your hobbies? Hobbies... I like you, Haseo. >That's not a hobby >That's not really a hobby.
lmao
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:41 PM
I like how he says it twice.
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:42 PM
this one is really interesting but I'm trying to parse it, the guide can be a little unclear
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it seems like there is a chain where Haseo can basically go right "Okay seriously endrance you got real problems and I am not sure what to do about it.
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A stalker... Perhaps...I'm psychologically similar... But you know, Haseo... I don't mind if you never turn my way... All that matters to me is that you smile happily... Every time you smile... Every time you get angry... Something that had been broken inside of me begins to regrow... It feels wonderful... > All I know for sure is that something big is going > on here and it makes the hair on my neck stand on > end. I'm not really sure what I should do... You don't have to do anything... Just be as you are... And, wait for when I catch up... I will keep walking... So that one day, I can be someone appropriate for you... Someone who can see the world from the same place that you do... >What begins to regrow? Something I possessed long ago... I've always been cowardly...and afraid... I was never able to think of anyone but myself... But even like that, there was one time when I could feel courageous... Now, by your side...I feel like I can get that back that old self... That's why I would like you to wait for me, Haseo... Because I will keep walking... So that one day, I can be someone appropriate for you... Someone who can see the world from the same place that you do...
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There is a lot of interesting, complex stuff here
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LettuceKitteh 11-Jun-22 11:45 PM
._. He's doing his beeeest ;__;
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:45 PM
There is also an email chain where you ask endrance what his type is and he, ofc, says it's Haseo, and you can choose how to respond to that
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Which is pretty interesting in itself
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You can talk about relationships and Endrance admits that he's kind of scared of being around women generally, and that he doesn't really care if Haseo has a girlfriend or not
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which then of course leads to haseo asking the obvious question
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Re: "Her" >What about "her"? "She" won't come back... I was after phantasm... I was after truth... But those were actions that insulted the real "her"... I will no longer...run away from facts... In regards to "her", I can take that in as a beautiful memory... The reason I can be like this is because you were there for me... Thank you, Haseo...
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man, what a complicated guy
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None of this is exactly healthy but
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well, it's helping him in some ways, I think
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 11:48 PM
ah...
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:48 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 11-Jun-22 11:48 PM
I like everyone standing behind haseo staring
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Shaiapouf 11-Jun-22 11:48 PM
okay this is very funny as Atoli, Shino, and Pi just zone into this and are shocked
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Just kinda "Wait, really?"
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