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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:47 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:48 PM
oh hi Haseo Alter
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:48 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:48 PM
let's call him The Relief of Life
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:48 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"
let's call him The Relief of Life
LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:49 PM
dammit that's good
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:49 PM
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LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:50 PM
"....a magical girl!"
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:50 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:51 PM
oh no I can't believe Haseo's about to be eaten by a metroid
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LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:51 PM
this boy looks like he belongs on an album cover
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:51 PM
he is very pretty
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:52 PM
woof (edited)
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:52 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:53 PM
I can't believe we're at the Epitapher's Graveyard
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:53 PM
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Skeith 12-May-22 11:53 PM
A Geek's Utopia if you will
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:53 PM
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well everyone
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Zedd-Repulsa 12-May-22 11:53 PM
I really like this costume change
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:53 PM
this is the last new City in GU
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this place rules
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:54 PM
$oh yeah spending time$
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LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:55 PM
$The prices are in Kromer$
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Skeith 12-May-22 11:55 PM
I wonder what happened to Helba
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archaeo 12-May-22 11:55 PM
"I'm just happy I get to keep all these belts" (Haseo rubs his hand against his arm full of belts)
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:56 PM
Haseo is the belts (edited)
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Skeith
I wonder what happened to Helba
LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:56 PM
hopefully Helba is away from all this and happy honestly that is my hope for most of the original .hack cast, considering what being a figure in the sequel did to poor Endrance
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and also Yata
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and also - etc
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Skeith 12-May-22 11:56 PM
And Natsume
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Skeith
I wonder what happened to Helba
Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:57 PM
yeah Helba is one of those plot points that feels like it should come up in GU, at least in passing
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archaeo 12-May-22 11:57 PM
this has great Last Town vibes
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:57 PM
and to my knowledge it does not
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Skeith 12-May-22 11:57 PM
She gets mentioned exactly once in passing when explaining how the Net Slum was made
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LettuceKitteh
hopefully Helba is away from all this and happy honestly that is my hope for most of the original .hack cast, considering what being a figure in the sequel did to poor Endrance
Zedd-Repulsa 12-May-22 11:57 PM
at least Endrance remembers what happened to him before. Haseo doesn't
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:57 PM
so all the NPCs you talk to mostly just spout of nonsense like this, as though you are trying to talk to a chatbot
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As I've said a few times, The World is less a video game than it is a machine that turns human interactions into AI (edited)
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at least Endrance remembers what happened to him before. Haseo doesn't
LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:58 PM
yeah, I especially found that...odd? Interesting? wrt the "who is Haseo" bit
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:59 PM
and no matter how many times CC corp tries to paper that fact over, AIs, fragmentary and flawed though they are, keep being born within the world
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and so they come here, to the underground
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 12-May-22 11:59 PM
highway to the AI Zone
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:59 PM
in truth, the Grunties probably are in fact sentient, given that they I believe offhandedly mention this place earlier.
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LettuceKitteh 12-May-22 11:59 PM
That makes a lot of sense.
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Shaiapouf 12-May-22 11:59 PM
so yeah The World is kinda fucked up, but I guess at this point we all knew that
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:00 AM
so
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what is
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:00 AM
cool Worldbuilding here
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:00 AM
the grunty-morgana relationship
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Zedd-Repulsa 13-May-22 12:00 AM
good question
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:00 AM
Well Grunties were a very diffrent thing in the first version of the world
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and whatever remains of Morgana as such in GU is entirely within the epitaph users
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LettuceKitteh 13-May-22 12:00 AM
For a second I thought of Fata Morgana and now I want to see a Grunty dressed as The Maid
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:00 AM
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LettuceKitteh
For a second I thought of Fata Morgana and now I want to see a Grunty dressed as The Maid
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:01 AM
Grunty Michel
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:01 AM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"
Grunty Michel
LettuceKitteh 13-May-22 12:01 AM
oh that would be perfect
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:01 AM
holy SHIT
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:01 AM
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:01 AM
any people make fun of Ramza's ass pants
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ARE YOU SERIOUS
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:01 AM
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Zedd-Repulsa 13-May-22 12:01 AM
I want to show Fata Morgana to CH but we'll have to take it slow (edited)
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:01 AM
somebody hacked yo ass boy!
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:01 AM
clap those cheeks
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:01 AM
.hack//yo ass
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:01 AM
they probably bang like a cymbal
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LettuceKitteh 13-May-22 12:01 AM
yeah the....circles on his butt look like buttons and I wanna press them
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:02 AM
atoli: .....I want to boop it.
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:02 AM
.hack//guys unbuttoned
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:02 AM
golf clap
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:02 AM
ikuko
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:02 AM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:02 AM
.hack//gonging underside
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:02 AM
I literally have to scroll back up to
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:02 AM
oh COME ON
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fucking
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:02 AM
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:02 AM
HELL cyouni
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:02 AM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:03 AM
googlyerika
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:03 AM
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Skeith 13-May-22 12:03 AM
Ovan broke the internet
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:03 AM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:03 AM
Yata just vibing
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:04 AM
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LettuceKitteh 13-May-22 12:04 AM
oh good I'm glad they're okay =)
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:04 AM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:04 AM
good work CEO of CC Corp
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:04 AM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:04 AM
I will continue to make this joke until and probably after his actual thing is revelaed
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:04 AM
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:05 AM
which!
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HE COULD HAVE JUST TOLD US ABOUT
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:05 AM
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LettuceKitteh 13-May-22 12:05 AM
yeah and he decided to try lying
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:05 AM
lol shut the fuck up haseo
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:05 AM
that's actually Kuhn
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:05 AM
oh
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:05 AM
not haseo
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:05 AM
doubly so then
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shut the FUCK up Kuhn (edited)
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:05 AM
Ovan truely is just Citan Uzuki
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:05 AM
I don't even remember your name when Shaia doesn't say it
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Skeith 13-May-22 12:05 AM
This entire third act of the plot isn't in the movie adaptation btw. Because they tried to condense all 3 games into 1 movie so Ovan was just made the final fight
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:05 AM
no, Citan had like
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for like most of his decisions
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:06 AM
I mean
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:06 AM
the part where he got Fei fitted with a bomb collar
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was not really required I bet
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:06 AM
Ovan never tricked Haseo into eating people
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Skeith
This entire third act of the plot isn't in the movie adaptation btw. Because they tried to condense all 3 games into 1 movie so Ovan was just made the final fight
LettuceKitteh 13-May-22 12:06 AM
deal with his poorly thought-out plan by punching him into oblivion
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Shaiapouf
Ovan never tricked Haseo into eating people
archaeo 13-May-22 12:06 AM
only himself........
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:06 AM
from what I have seen the movie adaptation of these games is just like
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:06 AM
we're wasting content gold in a thread on a discord channel
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Skeith 13-May-22 12:06 AM
Ye
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archaeo 13-May-22 12:07 AM
this is gold jerry
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:07 AM
Pi: what is that on your butt
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:07 AM
that is the only way I can bring out my Posting Power
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Shaiapouf 13-May-22 12:07 AM
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Skeith 13-May-22 12:07 AM
Sakaki only has his introduction scene in the movie and then vanishes forever
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 13-May-22 12:07 AM
sasuga sakaki
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