Witch Chat - .hack//Gay Undertones

and yet Atoli still goes super evil for a while

illegal butt

Alkaid gets beat in a montage and is never named

and then Haseo goes super evil

Skeith

Sakaki only has his introduction scene in the movie and then vanishes forever

Atoli's mental health has improved by 50% - oh

Skeith

Alkaid gets beat in a montage and is never named

now that's just insulting

yeah it's uh

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not even really super clear what's next

Haseo: I mean, we're done, right? I'm not thrilled about it but we're clearly done here

like is there a boss to beat?

welcome to your new life

are we just gonna quest with our friends now?

in the NETSLUMS

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oh here we fucken go

your battle with ovan is over

LMAO

but your journey

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has only just begun

now we must deal with ADIA

THAT IS THE LEAST EASE PUTTING THING

LettuceKitteh

now we must deal with ADIA

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

that little shit

go to sleep haseo

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He...he can log out right

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like, he can log out right

"have you considered that I put all of these side quests on this big floating turtle for you, Haseo?"

"It's all for you, Haseo!"

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don't worry the internet will be fine

Atoli why the fuck are you asking him

it's not like it was just rebooted or an-

when has he ever known anything

The internet is very not fine

the entire time you have known him

Haseo: mind empty

kuhn screams from over on the other side of the bridge

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lmaoooo

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"HEY HASEO I FOUND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO PUNCH"

never mind I guess they're going to do the plot beats from FF8 that weren't so good

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so random factoid

I have not played FF7

I ahve not played FF8

oh it's a nice thing

I have not played FF10

this is a big booming roboting voice

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hey remember how that ship looked kinda like a turtle?

it's turtles all the way down--and they have SOMETHING TO SAY

Yeah it's a giant turtle robot ai

I have no idea what that means but that won't stop me from shitposting about it

lmao

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The World is lousy with AIs

huh.

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I'm so glad the real life internet isn't doing this

It's AIs all the way down

I wonder what to make of that

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...the real life internet isn't doing this right

oh so the turtle is crazy huh

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lmao zelkova

lmao

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well uh

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welcome to the team?

literally everyone in this game: "breathing is fun"

but what do you want us to do

Keade chimes in for the first time

The funniest part?

trust in your friends, Haseo! also get ready to have all the seeds spilled on you!

oh good now, rko can actually get that joke

Tartaga is a character from the original games

I actually don't even know what job you are

Skeith

Tartaga is a character from the original games

OH RIGHT. LMAO

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why is your old bearded statue a turntle

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when will one of you nerds make this happen in FF14

so what's the Second and First again

"The Third Network Crisis" blows as a named compared to "The Third Impact"

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

so what's the Second and First again

the first was Plutos kiss, the virus in the series background the second was the previous game series

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Haseo's line reading here is really good

sorry Ovan isnt' available right now

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please try again later

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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

so what's the Second and First again

The first was Pluto's Kiss where all comouters went down for 15 minutes and the world nearly ended because thay included really important shit The second was the original games

we'll stop there

does that mean Alkaid is okay

^

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important

good question

Ovan orchestrating his online friend's entire life and also causing global catastrophe

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using his other friend who is in a coma to manipulate said friend

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all so he can save a sister he didn't tell anyone about

yeah honestly Ovan rules

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That's insane

also he put that friend into a coma too

in the process killing a bunch of people the same way his sister got killed

it's all ovans

like just unironically

game ovan

How did Ovan end up with AIDA in the first place again

The game from now on takes the stance of "CC Corp is trying to pin the blame for this on Ovan" but like, yeah, it is 100% his fault! Just because it was their system doesn't mean he didn't do it

to be fair It is his fault

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to be also fair CC corp sucks

LettuceKitteh

How did Ovan end up with AIDA in the first place again

we actually saw this for the first time over this update, he just got infected by AIDA early on because apparently he liked to hang out with his sister in hacked areas.

reminder: 10 year old

like keep in mind at least Citan Uzuki was like, trying to thread the needle between the bizarre quasireligious metanarrative of his entire species and the insane dystopian AIs that bred him in a tube or something

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Ovan is literally just an asshole who looks cool

Yata mentions that Ovan was a hacker and I suppose just liked showing off to his sister, who had some illness in the real world

glasses guy with a big rod

so this is basically like, uh

Shaiapouf

we actually saw this for the first time over this update, he just got infected by AIDA early on because apparently he liked to hang out with his sister in hacked areas.

....and so instead of telling anyone anything ever he decided to -

ZFG is playing Ocarina of Time and does a Wrong Warp

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and then becomes an AI god

lol LK you basically stopped just before this part didn't you

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since you got to Sakubo

Yeah. xDD Maybe I got stuck on a boss fight

maybe you got stuck trying to beat ovan lmao

maybe you got stuck on The Rebirth

xDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqQpLL7-GRM

David Luke

TFS - Broly is Dumb

I want to say I got to the costume change but also I don't remember any of this

archaeo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqQpLL7-GRM

I am loling very hard

like imo there are two Vegeta VAs

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there is the original Japanese VA who chews all the lines like they are the delicious candy they are

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and then there's the DBZA Vegeta

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(who also is my second-favorite Krillin let's be real)

there are two vegetas in your heart

one of them is an elderly Japanese man

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one of them is a gamer who has gotten like, really buff in recent years?

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good for him tho

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the TFS folks seem okay

Anyways I will say I have absolutely not played Vol 4 but I am extremely curious to see how it approaches ovan who just like

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He sucks so much in such a funny way

top version would just be Ovan Is Never Addressed

Oh

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Well that's off the table

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I can tell you that

yeah there is so much more time for so much more bullshit in this game

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you can feel it

Yeah, the premise of Vol 4 (not spoiling anything beyond the marketing) is Haseo wanting to see Ovan again

I promise we haven't gotten to the most bullshit thing in the game

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that's still to come

lol god wow really?

I can't wait that's amazing

Vol 4 is gonna be something for sure

Skeith

Yeah, the premise of Vol 4 (not spoiling anything beyond the marketing) is Haseo wanting to see Ovan again

see part of me is going why would you want that and part of me is going 'yeah okay that makes sense' (and a third part is going "wow that's gay")

All three things are true

you know I can actually describe gu as: Ovan: It was me Haseo, it was me all along Haseo

Yata: Oh my god

Vol 4 is a strange beast

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Less of a game and more of a bonus disc for sure

an extended epilogue is my sense of it

Yeah

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1 dungeon, no side quests, and no bike

I need to go to bed. Thank you for the Content!

Good night! Thanks for joining

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Hope everyone had fun

Same, g'night all!