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which is kind of delightfully fucked up

22:39

Bo will in fact join you

lmao

22:40

ilu bo

so why not just take him

Why not?

Saku swaps in halfway through "aw fuck"

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-why-shouldnt-i-lotr-bilbo-bilbo-why-shouldnt-i-why-shouldnt-i-lord-of-the-rings-gif-17096479

anyways we get a quest from this fruity weirdo NPC

That’s how I’d be shaped irl if you let me

He's got a look

I just want to be a flat person draped in sheets

I really wish you could hear his "tee-hee" voice blip

22:42

it's very funny

22:42

Matsu: idk dude I just want to be a main character

22:42

Anime Rivals

honestly I do feel like Matsu is actively role playing an anime rivals thing

good work Matsu

Maybe that should be my dating strategy

22:44

Couldn’t work any less than what I’ve tried….

22:45

Keep going Shaia I’m going to work up this tinder profile concept

okay so the plot of this quest is kinda funny

22:45

basically he believes this is the location for a secret Grunty Meeting

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and he wants us to spy on it

22:45

for

22:45

art?

22:45

What is the deal with gruntys

The Secret Lives of Grunties

archaeo

What is the deal with gruntys

what is the deal with grunties

(Seinfeld Voice) Whaaaat’s the deal!!?

I honestly don't know how to answer that

22:46

they were in the og games but they were mounts in there

22:46

and you could feed them and they would become weird grunty variations

The deal is that moogles are an intellectual property owned by the square enix corporation

22:47

And everyone else has to just try real hard

22:47

They also own DQ slimes

for instance

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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/b/ba/Noblegrunty.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/256?cb=20060301045839

Noble Grunty

22:47

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/d/d4/Poisongrunty.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/256?cb=20060301045909

poison grunty

ngl these are some eldritch abominations

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/7/71/Milkygrunty.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/256?cb=20060301045823

Shaiapouf

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/b/ba/Noblegrunty.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/256?cb=20060301045839

....that, uh, doesn't say noble

Why

milky grunty

No

22:48

I like how the katakana even kind of looks like “milky”

i'm imagining an mmo now

22:48

where you fucking ride around on these things

basically The World Had chocobo breeding except that instead of being colors they got really fucked up

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

where you fucking ride around on these things

It’s called final fantasy xiv

so yeah. I ask you

22:49

what is the deal with grunties? You don't wanna know

No yeah

22:49

I’m good

archaeo

It’s called final fantasy xiv

I don't think ff14's mounts are this uh

22:49

(that's the end of the sentence)

Why is there so much BREEDING in jrpgs

Shinzo Abe

giggling intensifies that...that doesn't say noble I'm pretty sure it says "shit grunty" and I'm very confused

I swear to god there is no escaping the heterosexuals

22:50

Fucking ABE

SHIT GRUNTY

lol

apparently I'm just ten

22:51

because Endora is giving me a very ~concerned~ judgemental look (edited)

22:51

as I'm sitting here giggling

wait I'm reading that as "kuso kizoku"

22:52

"shit noble"?

グンギリック?

"guso"?

Gun seems to be the term for grunty

Ohhhh did I miss a diacritic

idk about the rest

I want a pill that teaches me Japanese instantly

I had to actually reference the chart

Or like, some kind of magnetic brain treatment

my katakana is not up to par

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

wait I'm reading that as "kuso kizoku"

I got "kuso" too which is what started it with me...

I feel like kizoku is right

22:54

as the followup

22:54

ki which is easily recognizable, so + diacritic to zo, and then ku again

22:54

shit noble grunty

I think you're right

first word might be guso

poizun gun? for the second

yeah

And then "miruki guuzo" for the third (Milky...something)

that's why I think グン／グソmight be grunty

mirukii gun for the last

22:57

n vs so is truly hell

2

Dammit, katakana...

for rko

22:58

it's awful

that is where we are having the issue

but I'm pretty sure that it's "kuso" up there, hence. Well.

shit noble grunties man

you'd think I'd be better at this, considering I can read doctor, but no

I remember this bit

Japanese handwriting, man

I wish I was better at languages

I'm not really very good at Japanese but I'm good enough to catch things sometimes.

I've been studying it, mostly informally, since high school. but handwriting, especially handwritten kanji, is the hardest for me to read and I generally just go by context clues for it lol

I'm good at languages...if I stick with them

See I think that might be the case for me?

23:04

I suspect if I got put in a position where I needed to learn a foreign language, I could do it, but having the discipline to keep it up myself as a hobby is hard

23:08

Did the grunties kill Shaia