Witch Chat - .hack//Gay Undertones

and Matsu logs off

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lest you wonder, that sequence with the grunties was no more explicable to me actually playing it

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I cut out some lines, but not much

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anyways, it's been a LONG road to get here

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but it's finally time

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I mean it’s Matsu then right

If you try and check the board to find out who you are fighting sakaki sends you this DM

Oh my god

Haseo is so sick of this guy

fuck offfffffffff Sakaki

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really, reading clicks? don't you have anything else to do with your life? where are your damn parents?

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unsurprisingly, the usual tournament announcer is replaced with Sakaki

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Haseo looks around as the crowd jeers

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not matsu

oh thank fuck, I was concerned

Sakaki: Do you remember them?

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it's gonna be a marathon battle

Ah, I hate this part

the crowd is chanting "kill, kill, kill"

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Just gonna imagine Sakaki being drawn and quartered during this fight because oh boy I hate this guy

round one goes down easy enough

god Sakaki is such a 10-year old

Sakaki laughs it up

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god the line reading here

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real scenery chewing shit

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I'm really not

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Sakaki finally realizes I'm not, in fact, losing

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"you're struggling"

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"should I take a nap"

if you were curious, you can in fact data drain other players in PVP using avatar awakening, but they don't drop any virus cores

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so it's actually just a total negative

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oh hey you're back

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YES

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THEM

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FINALLY

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.....

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wait

Team

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Hetero!

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.Hack// had had a lot of influence on me without me realizing it and I need to know if some part of me was included by bad guys being named Team Hetero

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THERE IS NO WAY SUCH PCS COULD EXIST

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SAKAKI. THIS IS A NEW LOW

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YOU DARE BRING THE HETEROS INTO THIS

Team Hetero

The straights are invading the lgbt server!

god they look like such NPCs

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Sakaki would you -

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...

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you know

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the word subtext

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is sometimes underexpressive

hey sakaki

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you dropped your ham

Kuhn: I'm sorry, we can't do anything about the heteros now

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poor guy

The Three Heteros

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......

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in the end he became just like Alkaid

1

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that is a bummer, honestly

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poor ~~worf~~ sirius

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destroyed by the heteros

our next plot beat comes from Kaede

wasn't she one of the ones that was missing

yeah

I like her

when we go to the area Pi is already in town waiting for us

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anyways one very brief level afterwards

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well.

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That was weird

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offline, Zelkova sends us an email

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haseo: who is this kid?

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We'll stop there

Zelkova: Actually the CEO of CC Corp

You think the CEO of CC Corp is competent?

if it's Zelkova, he's playing a game and getting the players to solve it instead of doing something as the CEO

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so uh, competence in question here

Also, I should mention here, Yata's player was a character in the first .hack series, and matches how Pi describes him

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He was an informant and hacker, known as Wiseman

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This guy

Weissmann would be proud

In the real world, he was I believe 12 years at this point

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Which means he is now around 20

god looks old for 12 years old

He's an old soul

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Funny enough if you actually get him to open up in .hack he admits his age and that his hobbies outside of the world are playing soccer and digimon cards

lmao

Not a joke, literally digimon cards

brb editing yata's character to have a soccer ball on his head and digimon cards in his hand

I was trying to remember who he was in R:1, thank you

instead of...fans?

"Yata" is actually a reference to his favorite soccer team

omg

that's adorable