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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:33 PM
I love that bit
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:33 PM
heh that is pretty good yeah
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Revengance
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
it's actually Araki's most literary part too
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
I love the way a certain stand is censored
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
it's very beautifully constructed
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
because it's just like "lol"
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
oh yeah Cyouni I wonder how they'll handle it for the real deal
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like come on can you just license that one name
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
We have gone highly off thread topic fwiw but I do intend to play more GU tonight
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:34 PM
the drop for it is so fuckin good
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Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 08:35 PM
Shaia how long is the thread so far
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:35 PM
.hack//jojo
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Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 08:35 PM
I want to know how hard it is going to be to read the backlog
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:35 PM
short
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:36 PM
oh not very long
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Shaiapouf
Atoli starts talking about like, the lore of the game. Which is funny, because it's fairly clear at this point that they through lore together to justify a FF14 style relaunch after the servers literally caught fire
Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 08:36 PM
Soma
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:36 PM
I only threaded for 1 play session
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:38 PM
I mean depending on the play session that can be loooong
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I think rko can attest to the length of my CS4 play session two days ago
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Big Thread
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:39 PM
@archaeo Would it be useful for me to try and summarize in brief the first parts of the game that I didn't thread?
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 08:39 PM
please do
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for me too
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:39 PM
kk
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archaeo
man maybe I should just replay FF7R lol
Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 08:39 PM
Someday I will actually play it but I am trash and didn't actually like it very much when I tried
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:40 PM
admittedly I also did not very much like the gameplay
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and you saw most of me playing it
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Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 08:40 PM
Oh wow that really was short
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:40 PM
as I said I just started
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I was mostly just talking about Atoli being a mess
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Haseo is a new player in the popular (as in, one third of the player base of FF14 lol) MMORPG THE WORLD. He encounters two players who start to teach him about the game only to lure him into a dungeon so they can Player Kill him for fun. Why exactly this matters is unclear but it's apparently very scary. They are stopped by Citan Uzuki Ovan (pictured below), who recruits Haseo into his guild, the Twilight Brigade. What follows transpires over the course of a 26 episode prequal anime, .hack//roots, which I won't bother to elaborate the details of here, since the game doesn't. (edited)
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The long and short of it is that Haseo develops feelings for the enigmatic guild leader of the twilight Brigade, Shino (who, critically, looks almost exactly like recolored atoli) At some point, Ovan vanished, Shino was player killed by the "player" (obviously some sort of AI, though haseo doesn't know that) known as Tri-Edge (pictured below), which put her in a coma in real and the guild fell apart. Haseo completed a bugged quest that power leveled him to level 133 and, in a frustrated rage he becomes a famous player killer killer, trying to find tri edge. The game opens with Ovan, coming back out of nowhere and telling Haseo that Tri-Edge will show up where he killed shino again. Haseo fights try edge, but also gets killed, but instead of going into a coma finds his level has been reduced to 1, which is how the game proper starts
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:51 PM
(sorry I did also want this)
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
Let me know if this is unclear in any way
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
(it almost feels sinful to receive this level of LP attention in just a discord thread)
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
I'm trying to be consise
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But like
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this is all a 90s anime sci-fi throwback
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
Shaia you are the auteur of this Discord thread LP
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
you know how that is
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
I trust you completely to guide me on this journey
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LettuceKitteh 21-Feb-22 08:52 PM
god I forgot his name is literally Tri-Edge
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:54 PM
3edgy5me
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:55 PM
For a while Haseo just tries to acclimate to his new situation and makes a couple friends to level up with. Atoli tries to befriend haseo but, hearing a weird sound (A Tuning Fork, which is used in .hack to signify BAD AI SHIT COMING YOUR WAY), finds Tri-Edge's...symbol? (below) which sucks them into an out of game area. They encounter these weird black dot things called AIDA and are rescued by the GU guild, which is supposedly a bug fixing project run by the game developers.
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They all have these abilities called Avatars, which are more powerful forms for their characters. (the avatars also have a history as the villians--sort of--of the first .hack game. Nobody knows why some characters have avatars, but Haseo has the potential and so joined GU. Currently, he is trying to figure out how to summon his avatar, and failing
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 08:57 PM
huh
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 08:59 PM
Most recently, he realized that the current champion of the PVP arena, Endrance, is an Avatar user and wants to confront him in the arena to learn more about avatars and hopefully summon one. He also saw Endrance hanging out with the AIDA virus during the earlier encounter with atoli, so he wants to interrogate him. This leads to him trying to recruit atoli into his arena team, which leads to the events I talked about last time
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and that's basically it
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Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 09:00 PM
I like the purple one
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:00 PM
Endrance rules
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 09:00 PM
They really had a character designer huh
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:00 PM
They were very on one
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 09:01 PM
Good For Them
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:01 PM
@Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" was that clear, you think
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The basic tone of the game I want to get across is that
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we have a tapestry that is as rich and vivid and as anime as a trails game (as we'll see by the end of it, we got 4 whole games in one here, though they aren't super long individually.) But like, instead of extremely detailed world building the game is instead filled with mental illness
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because lord if you are a main character in this game you are not okay
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and the game is in general interested in the like, the kinds of things that drive people into playing online games
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 09:05 PM
neat!
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:05 PM
I'm gonna shower and then start playing in like 30 minutes (edited)
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 09:06 PM
gotta get clean
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to get ONLINE
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archaeo
3edgy5me
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 09:11 PM
okay edgelord
satokodealwithit 1
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Zedd-Repulsa 21-Feb-22 09:21 PM
🍿
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:36 PM
no one should feel like they have to do this but if anyone wants they can just straight up watch (or flip through) the 20 minute FMV that opens the game and covers like 2/3rd of what I summed up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Fhk0H-ZbA
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the FMV runs so long because haseo is level 133 and so they can't actually just let you play as him lol
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they don't even have a gameplay model for how he looks at high levels
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Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 09:40 PM
20 minutes
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:40 PM
it's just a fucking episode of an anime, which I find very funny
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as I said, I don't actually expect anyone to actually watch that thing
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maybe flip through it to capture the tone
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anyways, Haseo sees this post on /x/ and decides he should probably take a look and see what's up
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It's an actual cathedral. It's our first time being here in game, but it shows up in that FMV
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Well okay then
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LettuceKitteh 21-Feb-22 09:44 PM
wow the absolute spike of nostalgia at Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground, damn (edited)
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:45 PM
good lord
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This is honestly incredible
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The theme that's playing during this is just
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Piros the 3rd has joined your party without your consent
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back at town, something is bothering Gaspard, which we can tell because we enter the Close Up Zone for him to tell us he's okay
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Shaiapouf
It's an actual cathedral. It's our first time being here in game, but it shows up in that FMV
Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 09:50 PM
the vault
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:51 PM
it does have that vibe
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which I suppose does fit with this guy playing Brute Justice's theme
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 09:53 PM
.hack//really good graphics
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 09:54 PM
honestly it's funny. While it's clearly a slight of hand, those close ups are genuinely very good
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way more expressive than most modern games
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it's a lost art
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:14 PM
I've been doing Arena matches to climb the ladder to fight Endrance as I mentioned earlier, but as a brief update we're introduced to Tengu Mask Man. He may be important later
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Shaiapouf
good lord
archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:32 PM
this is extraordinary
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is Gaspard your like, round pink party member
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I love the close up zone
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everything about this is how MMORPGs should be irl
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when will machine learning give us cameras driven by real-time modeling of anime character dynamics
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:34 PM
he basically is your joke party member yes
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:34 PM
wow
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he says this
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after chu chu died for his sins
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:34 PM
he was the joke party member in the first .hack game as well. Same guy, hence the "The Third"
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well we'll see if Piros fairs any better
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:35 PM
oh, oh
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I thought you meant the little pink guy
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:35 PM
oh, Gaspard
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:35 PM
piros rules
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obviously
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:35 PM
no, Gaspard isn't the joke party member. He's the party member who thinks he is just playing an MMO with his friends
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and has no idea that anything more serious is up
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he's just A Guy
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also apparently extremely good at yu-gi-oh
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:37 PM
lol
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:37 PM
the original .hack games had a joke character who was like, a silly staff girl named Mistral who just thought she was playing an MMO with her friends
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about 2/3rd through the story she finally realizes she is dealing with something that could put her in a coma and just calls the protagonist out
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and says "Look I like you and I want to help you, but I'm a 30 year old housewife, I got a family, I'm pregnant, I can't do this anymore. Good luck!"
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and isn't playable again until she comes back for the final boss
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:38 PM
Yeah to be fair if I found out I was getting Ender's Game'd by my friends online
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I would be really shitty about it lol
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:39 PM
I legit don't remember how long it takes Gaspard to realize plot is happening
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maybe even the very very end
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 10:39 PM
I mean
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let the plot beats flow
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 10:45 PM
Tengu mask man sends me to a frankly interminable dungeon with teleporters and enemies 8 whole levels above me, so every fight takes forever
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then he fucks off
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I did get some levels out of it at least
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"congratulations on your latest arena victory" you were on the team, lady. take some credit ffs
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 11:03 PM
Atoli: no
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Happy Maria 21-Feb-22 11:04 PM
piros dude reminds me of the Belle GM
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except like, friendly? maybe?
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anyway watch belle
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 11:05 PM
I love how he's mad about damaging the graphics
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he's a cool NFT guy way ahead of his time
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LettuceKitteh 21-Feb-22 11:06 PM
I mean if he saved over the graphics in the game that could take a while to fix!
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:09 PM
if I know absolutely anything about The World's development
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it's that nobody in CC corp has ever heard of "version control"
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 11:10 PM
lol (edited)
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also it really bothers me how there's no comma after "Mine" in the copyright line but there is a period after "All rights reserved"
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for that matter where the fake copyright notice is
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graphic design was truly their passion at CC corp
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:13 PM
God I've literally been grinding the arena all night, except for that one dungeon to break it up
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not the most thrilling part of the game lol
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but we qualified for the tournament now
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I like the detail that official GM emails have that little signature thing at the bottom
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 11:17 PM
lol
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:21 PM
well.
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my cat restarted my computer
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and I hadn't saved for uh
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all of that
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after piros
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so
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we'll come back to this later
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 11:22 PM
holy shit lmao
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infuriating cat behavior
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:23 PM
yeah just lost a whole ass hour of my life
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extremely frustrating
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 11:23 PM
I mean to be fair Wednesday once took out a whole macbook pro
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they are destructive and frustrating creatures
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:23 PM
indeed
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mostly I'm just annoyed that I have to redo this *extremely grindy and annoying section all over again
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 11:24 PM
nya
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:24 PM
like, almost any other part would have been fine
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 11:24 PM
gizmo
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Shaiapouf 21-Feb-22 11:33 PM
Oh well. Guess I'll just put on a podcast and redo it all tomorrow night. If I don't push through as soon as possible I'll never come back
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archaeo 21-Feb-22 11:38 PM
wow..........to abandon The World..........
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no you would be totally justified
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 21-Feb-22 11:59 PM
would it then be Goodbye To The World
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:42 PM
okay I am caught up
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jfc
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archaeo 22-Feb-22 10:43 PM
~the joys of cat ownership~
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:43 PM
anyways, tournament arc
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we are harrassed by a sassy child
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(this line makes no more sense in context than it does here, fwiw)
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 22-Feb-22 10:45 PM
you don't even know that there are people confused because of you
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archaeo 22-Feb-22 10:45 PM
everyone has such hats in The World
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:45 PM
Saku is basically like, an Endrance super fangirl? like, literally flaming people on message boards
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archaeo 22-Feb-22 10:45 PM
I guess when you're just TEXTURES PAINTED ON POLYGONS
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you can get away with high fashion
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:45 PM
a kpop stan before there were kpop stans
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archaeo 22-Feb-22 10:45 PM
we called them "star trek fans"
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:46 PM
hah
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But this has the specific element of pretty boys
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with roses
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which, yeah that's pretty Kpop-y tbh
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archaeo 22-Feb-22 10:46 PM
yeah
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:46 PM
as we wait for the tournament to properly start Silabus sends us a slightly concerning email
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archaeo 22-Feb-22 10:48 PM
bro
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bro your collar
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they left the lines bro
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also no one should be allowed to send an email with a subject line like that or "Please see me" or something
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if you send an email like that the client should immediately shut down and it should send me a xanax for free, even if I didn't have to see it
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:50 PM
we get into town and gaspard is crying
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(the guy in yellow is Kuhn, an avatar using from GU who used to be the guildmaster for Silabus and Gaspard before shit started)
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Shaiapouf 22-Feb-22 10:51 PM
apparently people who are trying to get at haseo have been cyberbullying Silabus and Gaspard (edited)
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like, just straight up
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