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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:29 PM
the flip side of it is this thread, of people who just are happy they can play again
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lmao
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man.
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gamers gonna gamer
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And I'll just post this as the final bit of fan art in the art forums
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Pi, Bo, and Matsu? okay I guess.
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archaeo 29-May-22 10:30 PM
lol
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The three amigos!
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:30 PM
okay, now the big one
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emails
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hmmm....
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Well I guess SOME randos aren't happy about Haseo being The Ultimate Gamer
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Skeith 29-May-22 10:31 PM
Destroy them
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:31 PM
I am just going to ignore them lmao
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They are just this random Arena fight you can do against some max level players that are only difficult because they are level 150
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Zelkova makes it so that we can just go to the Netslum whenever now
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another Email from Shino. She's not exited our life or another just because we aren't literally dedicating our life to her anymore.
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the first of our many post game characters
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Happy Maria 29-May-22 10:33 PM
Holding the scroll up button down for like five minutes straight and sobbing. Today I begin catching up after a month
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:34 PM
the game gives a special area word that I will be using a lot to grind affection
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this one is extremely important
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YES
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Skeith 29-May-22 10:35 PM
Azure Balmung and Orca being party members is cute but also never using them
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:35 PM
yeah
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I WILL be using Kite though
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I will say the three of these guys do have email conversations you can have
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but they are all like
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"...Th%^ks"
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there are some funny ones though
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If you send Kite a card like "Follow Me!" he responds with
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"...I re#$%se"
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and if you ask him what hobbies he has he says "...S%^&er" (Soccer)
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Aura just had the data saved from her knights I guess lmao
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last new character for the post game (getting added now, at least)
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Yep.
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Bordeaux honestly feels like she should have joined the party during the game, honestly
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her plot really needed to actually be resolved in Vol 3 and it just wasn't
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Her joining here just makes me feel like she was going to become a normal party member at some point but they never worked it in
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anyways
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As I stated, you can have a wedding with any character you have at max affection
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that's why that area word will be so useful
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I already know a lot of the characters I'm going to affection grind for, but this is your very last chance to make requests
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After you read that e-mail, Aura sends you one more
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It says you only recieve one of this cards, but they changed it for the remake, and you have enough to give it to all of them, if you really want to grind that much affection.
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I kinda wish they did that for other greeting cards too, to be honest
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last from the emails, we have the advent of the super dungeon
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The forest of pain, if you'll recall, is where Haseo got super leveled by Harald as a "curse"
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Happy Maria 29-May-22 10:44 PM
I hit a button and it returned me to the bottom....................................................................... I was up to the beginning of the month
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I don't think there's a way to search only in a thread...
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MagusDraco 29-May-22 10:46 PM
There isn't I don't think
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:47 PM
@Happy Maria search for "MARIA START HERE"
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Happy Maria 29-May-22 10:47 PM
oh my god thank you I have wasted like 20 miinutes
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:48 PM
that will take you to the start of vol 1
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er, 3
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related to the forest of pain
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you know what's a great thing to do as a game winds down?
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Introduce a new character!
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and it's the one thing that this MMORPG was really missing-- A CAT GIRL
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Tabby is a good friend of Haseo's from .hack//roots. She was another member of the Twilight Brigade and was close wish haseo and everyone else. But when everything kind of broke bad, she did the opposite thing from what Haseo did, and just quit the game, needing some space from everything.
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Well, okay, lets go meet Tabby
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this secret dungeon is technically considered a Lost Ground, actually
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Maybe eventually we'll see why
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it's big
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yada yada yada
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basically there is a really rudimentary plotline for this place that I won't trouble you with
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the plot of The World is all very vague nonsense
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shame because you aren't actually going to see much of it alkaid lmao
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and....that's all of that for now
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The forest of pain is 100 floors long
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For reference, most dungeons, even the long ones that take me a half hour to clear out, are 4 floors long
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MagusDraco 29-May-22 10:57 PM
Have fun?
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 10:57 PM
the good news is that I won't need to actually fight most things in this place --that's why I have that item that makes monsters just ignore me
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That said, I WILL need to be strong enough to survive the boss fights without too much concern, as I won't exactly be able to retry afterwards
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so I am gonna need to grind at least a bit
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and even still, it's gonna take a bit to get to the end of it
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however, there IS a plot thing at the bottom of this hell that I will be showing off eventually
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archaeo 29-May-22 10:59 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was the opening cinematic for elden ring
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 11:00 PM
turning the game off now, but we aren't done yet
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that's right
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It's time for one finaly trip into the pseudo arg that is the terminal disk
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and get some final thoughts from Jun Bunsoya
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archaeo 29-May-22 11:00 PM
.hack//grognard unleashed!
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 11:01 PM
files 07, 11, and 12 are now unlocked
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archaeo 29-May-22 11:01 PM
Oh “unlocked” might have been better
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Shaiapouf 29-May-22 11:02 PM
FIle 07, chronologically speaking, should be the first part of the history of Project GU proper, before Jyotaro Amagi tried to use it to turn himself into a god in the machine
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and we all know how that went
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now, jumping back a little bit to something we already saw, in file 8
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it was because of the fear of cubia specifically that Jun did this
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anyways Jyotaro used the dummy plug system and burned the servers down and put himself into a coma
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so now, jumping ahead to the end of the timeline
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just after The World was shut down
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particularly wild considering FF14 a realm reborn took like 2 years of downtime to finish
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and that was massively crunched
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lol. lmao
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archaeo 29-May-22 11:12 PM
lol
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