Witch Chat - .hack//Gay Undertones

as though that question really struck a chord with him

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yeah well?

fuck haseo come on

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help a brother out here I need anime game advice right now

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I dunno about that lol

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god bless this kid

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oh okay, no advice, shounen bullshit

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wait a second

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I failed to notice it before now

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but Taihaku is fucking D.C Douglas

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doing a slightly deeper version of his Delta/Rufus voice

yo, so Taihaku is giving away his rares and quitting The World?

the power to mind .hack//

CatHerder

yo, so Taihaku is giving away his rares and quitting The World?

that seems to be the case

archaeo

the power to mind .hack//

lol. lmao.

it’s no use!

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you were born a shitter

Haseo: I have no idea how I would use this in gameplay

he just needs a new mmo

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sorry what

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also I do legitimately think .hack//G.U. pretty handily does the Squall character arc way better than FF8

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that’s my hot take

the forest of pain is the super dungeon Taihaku and Haseo both finished where Haseo got hyper leveled and Taihaku got his sword, we talked about it a fair bit ago

oh okay right right

also I'll remind you that Haseo, as a kid, was Taihaku's patient during the whole coma thing

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and Taihaku knows this, while Haseo does not

oh fuck

wow I had forgotten all that depth

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all the little lives….

so this is very much "Hey what kind of person have you become?"

I mean I would probably also be like

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“oh this kid is fine”

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“he’s gonna be fine”

I'd say "how do you remember a patient that long?" but I still remember some of my own patients

this was a fairly long term patient and haseo is honestly sort of medically noteworthy, he is the first person in the world to be put in a coma by The World

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Harold sort of was, but he just straight up got murdered, I forget how

oh shit I forgot Sora was first

Yeah

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Without getting too deep into things

lol

.hack//sign is the story of Morganna trying to solve her problem quietly.

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and at the end that fails and she brings out the big guns

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and the first person she turns those guns on is sora

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for betraying her

ugh why is there no short clip of the Clue line where Tim Curry says “to make a long story short” and the rest of the cast says “too late!”

I do my best LMAO

no I mean I am obviously here for this but like

and this is why I'm always as nice as possible to AI and The Algorithm

“without getting too deep into things” lmao

.hack is just like this. like, its selling point is "there's a lot of depth but it's all subtext"

archaeo

you were born a shitter

you were born an epitaph user

personally I think the algorithm has already betrayed me

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and I’m content with it continuing to punish me

oh boy.

what's the actual term for those anyways

uh oh

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

what's the actual term for those anyways

term for what?

virgin

oh no

epitaphers

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the stand crew

oh no, you're right. Epitaph User is the main one

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epitaphtrix

There are other terms that get thrown around but that's the one I'd go for

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the super anime one that's only in marketing stuff is "The Infinity Eight"

yeah that’s BS

lol

like the “Z Fighters”

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shut up Toriyama and show us Goku

Shaiapouf

and the first person she turns those guns on is sora

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-where-i-came-in-maurice-gibb-barry-gibb-robin-gibb-bee-gees-gif-20450421

LMAO

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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dothack/images/8/8d/Skeithsign.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/650?cb=20060628050428

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"You entered the wrong neighborhood"

evangelion-looking thing

that's skeith in .hack//sign

I love this stupid rock monster. Gave me my name

I swear to god all mecha designers saw evangelion and they were like “we gotta start drawing uglier robots”

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Eureka Seven I also feel like has just hideous robots

It's not even a mech! He's just a buncha rocks!

this is why Xenogears is the best Eva sequel btw

Skeith

I love this stupid rock monster. Gave me my name

my first e-mail address was dothackerkite at hotmail

the PS1 can’t do monster mechas

Nice

it could only do perfect, clean polygons

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maybe I should just replay xenogears

honestly you probably should

yeah probably

it could only be healing for you tbh

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aww

man I wish I could find the song they are using here

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because it's like a soft, sad remix of Sakubo's boss theme from vol 2

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yes haseo thank you we get it

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lol speaking of xenogears

Haseo has enough jobs, kiddo

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ah, kids

she actually runs away rather than log off

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Saku: I am only Furniture

Haseo honestly I appreciate that you've had a lot of character growth but my dude you are not equiped to handle whatever is going on here

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oh thank you, it's the claire emoji I was looking for

To be fair he doesn't want to be the one handling this

That was probably the most umineko scene in the whole game lmao

Skeith

To be fair he doesn't want to be the one handling this

Yeah this is called trauma dumping and haseo is not in a place where he can emotionally handle this

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I need to find that meme response from a few years ago

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Saku: "are you in the right headspace to recieve information that could possibly hurt you?"

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/659/839/e50.png

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honestly .hack is just about this meme

pretty much

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

oh THAT's why I couldn't find the shanon emoji, I don't have nitro

it's also not on this server

wat

so it'd be very hard

how do we not have this one

laziness

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also there's four variant

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feel the viiiiiibe~

what the fuck is going on at CC corp?

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oh I see

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poor guy

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he's been through a lot

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this reminds me of the Vandyck quest requests in CS1

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"no one's reading these so I'll write whatever I feel like anyways :)"

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taihaku chill out a bit

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lmao

I am...only furniture