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/ have you ever screamed anything so cute while in a car crash

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I'm pretty sure when I'm in th--

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pfft

oh boy

incredible post

lmao

that is just pitch-perfect

lol the Porche 911 huh

it's really funny

A++ to the writers there

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anyway the only thing I've ever said while a car crash is happening is "fuck"

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I feel like you're wasting your time otherwise?

Gah Crap Aieeee

The Time Is Now

okay we're getting a lot of these I guess

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Ahhhhhh

.....

let's get out of here A yelled

Well, this guy just had his friend fall into a coma

as he ran forwards

womp womp

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have you tried turning him on and off again

lmao

welp welcome to Doll Syndrome guys

can you imagine if ff14 was putting people into comas

also reporting for offtopic

I would have no one to talk to online :(

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you'd all be fuckin Bunny Syndrome'd

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

welp welcome to Doll Syndrome guys

so I want to clarify something because it's easy to misunderstand but Doll Syndrome is not synonymous with Comas

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It's a neurological disorder leading to a number of effects

wait so what is doll syndrome

it usually affects children by Atoli's arm paralysis was diagnosed as doll syndrome

a neurological disorder leading to a number of effects jesus cyouni

Effects Not Including Comas

In its most severe cases doll syndrome can lead to non responsiveness but like, those kids in sakaki's offline cult all had doll syndrome

oh okay

23:35

so doll syndrome is more like

nonresponsiveness but non coma

being controlled by whatever is going on there

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cult shit

zoooooombies

or zombie shit

zoomerbies?

Doll Syndrome (ドール症候群) is a mysterious medical condition that causes a person to fall into an unresponsive state (like that of a doll, hence the name).

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so at its most severe it's kind of like being in a coma

so Bunny Syndrome would presumably just make everyone talk about their bizarrely named anime waifus who have all tragically sacrificed themselves before, I guess trying to get you to play the award-winning something something free to level 69

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a lot like now really

but you are still "awake" just unresponsive

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oh yeah no I absolutely have Bunny Syndrome

word

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mood

it's like being in a coma but you move

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okay

mood

I guess I'm trying to get across the distinction because 1. there are less severe forms like what Atoli had, and 2. It is definately distinct from falling into a coma, aka being a Lost one

-lost one-

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-doll syndrome-

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-lamb-

a whole lot of

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-Terminology- going around

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one more thread

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lol. lmao

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lol. lmao

gottem

hi sakaki

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found you

lets be real if this was real life I would respond to what happened to moon tree with "lol. lmao."

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23:39

I love how every post in this is anonymous

wow I can't believe you don't like our friendly MMO volunteer police force

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waiting for last guy to not even be moon tree

god moon tree sucks so much though

it's really funny (edited)

23:40

What happens to moon tree is very satisfying because they do, as a whole, suck

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even if like, Zelkova himself is a chill dude

can't believe you don't like Club Sakaki (edited)

do we know who Zelkova is irl

no idea

I legit don't recall what position sakaki actually had

I want to know if he's like, an even younger child

Actually let me google it

or if he's like, 35

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

I legit don't recall what position sakaki actually had

Sakaki was one of the squad commanders

just a salaryman who totally fell for the kid cult

of the 7 squads

Zelkova: Actually 60

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somehow

There is no irl Zelkova spoilers obviously

oh yeah

if it comes up later we can wait

no don't click that

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it will come up later (edited)

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I didn't even know that because it's in vol 4

I clicked it, but through the power of adhd and drugs, I can forget it

lol, lmao

I do have a superpower

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...that I spend a lot of money to manage, like an x man

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or the gay robot from one punch man

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genos

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he's gay right

finally, I look at fan art

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well okay

......this is supposed to be Matsu and Hiiragi

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23:45

okay, we're done

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lets actually check on our emails and start the game proper

emails: more fanart

we get access to a new town right out the gate (edited)

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and our guild home has moved to the new location as well

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visiting it seems to be our first job

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ooh Benefits of Holy Palace Emperor

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pity that's probably very short-lived

no that's the nice new guild home actually

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uh.

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lol

This Seems Trustworthy

helpful hackers

Hi Yata

it seems like a really clumsy storytelling device

or is it Ovan

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23:48

so this is all a gameplay thing

like "oh yes this electricity has taken away Samus' weapons"

lol, lmao

using virus cores to upgrade the ultimate weapons into their final forms

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that said: I have no idea who this is

vol 4 spoiler: lol, lmao

yeah there is a whole new mechanic for leveling the ultimate weapons

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23:50

I can see why cutting you off from a weapon entirely would drive you nuts

1

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anyways the new city

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oh this place rules

is this Emperor Rights

https://youtu.be/jBihcsxGFLo

City Escape (Modern) - Sonic Generations [OST]

Unlocking the city itself I think is supposed to be because we reached a high enough level to be considered an "advanced" player

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big sonic level vibes

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obviously

yeah seriously

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I wanna do sweet tricks off that trolley

it would also be a good Kingdom Hearts area

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it kind of is really

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what do you call the bullshit last place

I can see it

archaeo

what do you call the bullshit last place

Scala Ad Caleum?

yes exactly

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sorry I am having a really vivid flashback to the KH3 endgame while listening to "Escape From the City"

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rough vibes

what a...mood?

like

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very pure middle school cringe

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in 4K

there's this weird side alley you can go down

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(X) Ride Bike

I'm sure nothing will happen here ever

(X) Ride Bike

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(X) Ride Bike

archaeo

(X) Ride Bike

Volume 4 removes the bike! An active act of cruelty

I didn't know there was a bike to begin with!

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23:57

yep!

what a weird side alley with Totally Not An Important Door

There's always been a bike

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this is a ps2 game

I like the person running in FEAR

of COURSE there is a vehicle (edited)

it just is like

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what if Cloud Strife had a bike that sucked

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we've all seen catfish nuada

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oh okay but how do we log on to that

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do you have to get like

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a ticket

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Net Slums are like the Backrooms but for 2000s .Hack// kids

I've mentioned this a bit, but Nuada and his buddy Encephalon are basically like

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these two guys who are independantly investigating weird shit in the World

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via Forums posts

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anyways, the new guild hall

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millium

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so when you give up Holy Palace Emperor do you get your house taken away

no nothing like that

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