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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:25 AM
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Well, there you go archaeo
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:25 AM
BAD
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:25 AM
you finally got the answer
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oh I think it's extremely funny
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:25 AM
I was right about Atoli
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:25 AM
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:25 AM
but it looks like it didn't stick
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:26 AM
yeah they didn't drag it out
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:26 AM
homestuck-ass name
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:27 AM
and that's all for now
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:27 AM
well this feels...
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suspicious
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also
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where's Ovan
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all this intrigue and nonsense
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:27 AM
heh
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LettuceKitteh 02-Apr-22 12:27 AM
i would like to give Atoli All Of The Hugs please
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:28 AM
is zelkova basically just a padjal
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:28 AM
lotta media attacking Me Personally for some reason lately; I also would like Atoli to get more hugs and fewer like, bootstrap speeches from dumb boys
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:28 AM
useless and all that
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
FWIW I do honestly agree with Haseo about Atoli. What Atoli wants is to be a person, seen for herself, and with her own agency in events. That also means taking responsibility for the things she's done and doing more than simply being sad. Sakaki basically just nurtured co-dependance and told her it was alright because he would take care of everything
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
he even has a tree name
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
Oh I totally agree
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I just don't like how he said it
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
His tone noticably softens at the end of it, as though he himself feels like he's being too harsh
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
or how spiky he was when he said it
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
Waiting to see Sakaki get Weissmanned by Ovan
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LettuceKitteh 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
Yeah. He's not very good at saying things but the things weren't wrong
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
oops I spoke too soon
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:29 AM
He's just angry and letting off his own sadness at what he's just experienced
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
I never would've guessed that "twist"
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
oh no I misunderstood
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
oh it's so funny
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It's a fucking ALT
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I love it
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
Nala being his alt is fucking great
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
I mean it's fine
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doesn't have good twistfeel
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
DBOXING? GASP
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:30 AM
just a little too boring and convenient
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I would prefer deploying the Sockpuppet Gambit for a more complex plot
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:31 AM
well
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whoever said this was Yata's only alt
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:31 AM
also like, wow, great sockpuppets buddy, you're so good at being different kinds of mysterious old guys
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:31 AM
Yata does in fact have a completely different Alt he plays in .hack//roots
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this is just like
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:31 AM
lol
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:31 AM
a thing he does
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:31 AM
sure
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I mean maybe that helps too
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but then why not take it way further
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:32 AM
He's way way too online
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:32 AM
I can't believe Zelkova was Yata's alt
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:32 AM
and have him be weird NPCs all the time
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:32 AM
I actually misremembered and thought Zelkova was Yata's alt for a while
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I do almost wish that was true
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:32 AM
I am in fact critiquing the minor writing decisions about character arcs in .hack//gu
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:32 AM
"ah, but you thought it was the end when you found out Nala was me"
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
now
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
"but what if I told you... That was just the setup"
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Shaiapouf
I actually misremembered and thought Zelkova was Yata's alt for a while
LettuceKitteh 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
that would be way more interesting because it would be him, like, sidelining all of his kindness into alt #3
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
you want to get really fucked up about it
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we meet both Nala and Yata during the AIDA server incident at the start of the game
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
I can't believe Sakaki was Yata's alt
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
I genuinely do not recall if they ever explain that
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:33 AM
But do you see them moving at the same time
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
how does one control a character in The World?
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is it like, neural jack shit
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do you Jack In
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
I mean he could have used a pilot
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Not like he needed it for long
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archaeo
how does one control a character in The World?
Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
they have always been purposefully vague about this.
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
however, the world is played with a Oculus Rift and a game controller
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
I'm the careless whisper
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
we've seen that much
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:34 AM
oh huh
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I mean he works for the company who makes it
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presumably you'd want a way to control several different character models at once as a dev
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etc
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:35 AM
but like
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we meet both Nala and Yata during the AIDA server incident at the start of the game
Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:35 AM
have none of you people ever dboxed before
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:35 AM
during the AIDA server stuff, it was very specifically said "Hey I just lift my hand and the character's hand lifts"
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they were legit inside the game
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so
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:36 AM
oh.
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HMM.
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ok fair.
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:36 AM
Did Yata's mind like
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split?
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:36 AM
I mean.
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wouldn't be the first char
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:36 AM
alternatively
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It's possible Yata was never in fact trapped in the AIDA server
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and had managed to hack into it
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with both PCs
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:36 AM
that seems a lot more likely
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:36 AM
That's the occams razor theory
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I've had some time to ponder it and it's the only thing that makes sense
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:37 AM
I agree
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:37 AM
This also helps explain why Yata was so cavalier about seeing the AIDA server and an opportunity
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anyways
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yeah Atoli rules
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Even If I could have wished for a more extended Dark Sakura arc
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I think the plot just moves too briskly for it
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as we enter into the home stretch I'll give you all something
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Each Vol of the game has like, a nice opening trailer that spoils basically the whole game
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we're late enough in that I can just show it for Vol 2.
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:39 AM
lol wow
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:40 AM
the music for these rules tbh
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:42 AM
.hack//we literally don't know what this stands for Grand Universe
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:42 AM
I kind of like all the variations on "GU"
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it's very Finnegans Wake
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lol
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:42 AM
yeah it is a subtitle with so many meanings as to be meaningless (edited)
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I actually am fairly sure I know what the intended one is
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archaeo
I kind of like all the variations on "GU"
LettuceKitteh 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
I wonder if those were in the original or if a localizer had to work really, really hard
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
but I'm saving that info for the end
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
.hack//Got'Um
satokodealwithit 2
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Shaiapouf
WHY DOES MOON TREE HAVE NINJAS
Zedd-Repulsa 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
CH: this might be a war crime
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
Yes I believe it is
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
Actually didn't you make the comparison to Seireitei
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Also with ninjas
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:43 AM
true
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bleach was at its peak at this time
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so honestly I would be shocked if it wasn't an intentional reference to some extent
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just because like
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no one working on this game in 2006 would not be aware of bleach
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:45 AM
.hack//Gleaning Understanding
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:46 AM
@Zedd-Repulsa Just so I'm not alone, do you two remember what GU really stands for?
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I feel like I am cursed by dark knowledge
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:47 AM
.hack//Going Underground
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:47 AM
lol
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:49 AM
.hack//Goto: Ukulele
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.hack//Grant Ulysses
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:52 AM
dang
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cyouni is exploring the outer frontier of guuuuuuu
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:53 AM
.hack//Gumdrop Utilities
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Happy Maria 02-Apr-22 12:56 AM
Grapes Undefined
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:56 AM
lol. lmao
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fuck it, there's never gonna be a better time to reveal The Truth. the endings of games is when truths should be revealed, after all
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The main thing GU stands for is....Grow Up. It's just stating that it's a game about developing emotional maturity, and then they came up with a bunch of silly cool sounding things it could be an acronym for
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 12:58 AM
huh
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:58 AM
Lol
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Lmao
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LettuceKitteh 02-Apr-22 12:59 AM
....that's sweet. 🙂 Also kinda silly, but, you know, anime.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 12:59 AM
.hack//Gloriously Underestimated
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 12:59 AM
I think it's corny but sweet, but I love that they came up with literally a dozen anime backronyms to sound cool
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"
.hack//Gloriously Underestimated
LettuceKitteh 02-Apr-22 01:00 AM
this one I feel like should show up in the vol.3 video
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 01:01 AM
I do like it
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 01:04 AM
anyways I think I can wrap up vol 2 tomorrow?
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and I promise
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it's gonna be a ride
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 01:05 AM
.hack//Grand Undertaking
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 01:05 AM
lord
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 01:05 AM
I can probably just leave commentary on the form of names from now on
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 01:08 AM
I Believe In You (edited)
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 01:10 AM
You're doing a good job
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Thinking back on it, for all of GU's flaws something does really land about Haseo, waist deep in his own issues, accidentally stumbling into hitting Atoli's most deep seated anxieties until things reach acritical point
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obviously with sakaki egging it on, of course.
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Haseo also, of course, is extremely hesitant to open up to anyone given that the last time he seriously opened up to people, one of them ended up in a coma and the other is Ovan.
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 02-Apr-22 01:14 AM
.hack//Gendo Unbelieving
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 01:15 AM
Pfft (edited)
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Zedd-Repulsa 02-Apr-22 01:27 AM
caught up! it was errand day on top of cannabis legalization day, making the errands take longer
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 01:28 AM
Understandable
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Hope you both enjoyed it
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 11:06 PM
PREVIOUSLY ON .HACK GU
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today...maybe we'll get a bit of that long promised "truth"
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But first, the news
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I am genuinely unsure who this is supposed to be
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My best guess is that it was a moon tree member but I honestly don't know.
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there's also an article mentioning that, yes, all this weird shit is starting to make players quit The World
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There is also an interesting forums post, but to sum it up it basically implies that the AIDA virus moved from game to game, causing issues and basically breaking them until players started leaving. At which point AIDA, which is interested in humans, left for another game. This process continued until it got to The World, which is, I guess you could say, uniquely positioned to handle and contain this kind of problem. (edited)
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archaeo 02-Apr-22 11:17 PM
I see, I see
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Shaiapouf 02-Apr-22 11:17 PM
anyways, Yata sends us a...brusk e-mail
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when I log in we start out in cutscene land, white space town
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he's baaaaaack
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and he's got friends
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they teleport away
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at the Serpent of Lore....
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Nice Area name
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