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Shaiapouf 27-Mar-22 11:43 PM
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and Azure Orca...falls over dead
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killed by...azure Orca.
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same for balmung
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Then Azure Balmung and Orca turn back into blue lights and fly away
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and tri edge shows his face
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and then vanishes
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hooray?
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Uncle Tengu appears to have come to some sort of decision, but it's not clear what
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and he too, was watching
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and has his own words
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Sirius wakes back up as himself
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Endrance responds
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archaeo 27-Mar-22 11:50 PM
A lot going on here!!
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Shaiapouf 27-Mar-22 11:50 PM
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So, Atoli's epitaph power has the power of mirage
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Using that power, AIDA created the whole AIDA server--literally, an illusory server
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and illusions of Azure Orca and Balmung--whoever or whatever they are
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archaeo 27-Mar-22 11:52 PM
damn
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that sounds like a good power
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Shaiapouf 27-Mar-22 11:52 PM
AIDA at least has put it to very good use
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Pi is now confounded. It's pretty clear that Tri-Edge's faction is not AIDA
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and they aren't Epitaph users
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so then, what, exactly, are they?
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and most importantly,
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haseo has a thought
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pi: What do you mean?
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Endrance:
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Haseo: "I guess it won't do any good to question myself now"
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and everyone goes their separate ways
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haseo: oh god damn it
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and atoli goes with him
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we'll stop there.
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Happy Maria 27-Mar-22 11:58 PM
google says negimaru means "Green onion circle"
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I dunno about the circle part, but negi seems to be green onion or leek, so it's probably a joke about his dumb hair
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:15 AM
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weird vibes
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guessing the Plot Is On The Way
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/ it is clearly time for just like, The World's biggest douchebag to do whatever he's doing
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it doesn't require an incredibly close reading to see that heel turn coming up
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it's not even a heel turn, he's just waiting to make it obvious
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:16 AM
What, you accuse Sakaki of nefarious deeds? Honest, Honest, Sakaki?
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:17 AM
I think it's exciting how rancid he is
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it'll be good to beat him
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/ I bet he's going to do something just really awful
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:17 AM
It is good to get someone to just really hate
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:17 AM
Big Kefka At Doma vibes
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:17 AM
most people we fight are sympathetic to one level or another
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:17 AM
not Sakaki
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:18 AM
and Ovan is too...Frustrating to really hate him for the shit he pulls
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:18 AM
Ovan you just want to shake
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Ovan is a glasses guy who needs shaking in a long anime lineage
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Johji, Citan
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:18 AM
this is maybe a spoiler but
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:18 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:19 AM
GU does feel like it is premised on the concept of "what if you could just shake Citan Uzuki until he stopped being like that"
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so like
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stay tuned on that front
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Happy Maria 28-Mar-22 12:23 AM
ovan does remind me of johji a lot
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:23 AM
WOW
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:29 AM
dang
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but I get it
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Shaiapouf
stay tuned on that front
archaeo 28-Mar-22 12:29 AM
really excited for this
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definitely a thing I've needed for decades now
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 12:54 AM
I will say that
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Probably the session after next is like
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The reason I decided it was worth playing GU like this
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With the thread and such
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Please look forward to it
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 01:04 AM
lambda
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 01:07 AM
We arent at the ending yet, the way the game just immediately ends after the tournament in vol 1
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But the final act is starting
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And it's a doozy
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Zedd-Repulsa 28-Mar-22 01:35 AM
CH: it's weird that Endrance didn't say anything about Balmung and Orca, but then again they weren't around a whole lot in IMOQ
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Shaiapouf 28-Mar-22 01:39 AM
And honestly, Orca and Balmung we're famous players. Basically anyone could comment on this, if the game really wanted to
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archaeo 28-Mar-22 01:46 AM
It’s really weird no one does then
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Happy Maria
google says negimaru means "Green onion circle"
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni" 28-Mar-22 03:55 AM
-maru, as I recall, is a pretty standard male name ending
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 09:54 PM
yall ready for some anime bullshit
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I bet you are
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this one is probably going to be fairly brief as far as Posts go, as it's a bit gameplay heavy and, frankly, The Calm Before The Storm
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I treasure the small Posts as well as the long ones
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
today in fan art: Plushy Gabi
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so, having said that this is gonna be brief
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This next thing is gonna throw you for a loop
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Here I need to pause an answer the obvious question: Who the fuck is this?
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So, Phyllo is a character from .hack//roots
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He was basically a helpful sort of guy who was friendly with Shino, Ovan, and Haseo, even though he, himself, was not part of the Twilight Brigade
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He sort of acted as a mentor and information broker, which was useful since the twilight brigade was most interested in exploring the rumors that floated around The World
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Happy Maria 29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
who the fuck is phyllo
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who the fuck is phyllo
Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:05 PM
ty maria
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Phyllo was also, as it turned out, a 62 year old man dying of cancer.
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As the series goes on his condition worsens and, shortly after Shino went into a coma, he died.
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It is said he is the only person who knew all of Ovan's secrets, and Phyllo's last scene in .hack//roots is him promising Ovan to take his secrets to the grave.
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anyways, as you can imagine, Haseo is freaked out about receiving an e-mail from his dead friend, so lets find out what's up
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Sidenote, everyone is online except for Atoli, who is Busy. I'm sure it's fine.
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
lol
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at "ty maria"
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anyway, yes, thank you, I want what this mysterious person has to give
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
also LMAO at the fucking area words
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I love when they are so on the nose
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
wow
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yes
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
anyways when we zone there Phyllo sends us a DM
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Haseo voices this really well. Like, he is genuinely scared, hurt, and hopeful that his friend is maybe alive
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anyways, we gotta hunt him down
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I like Tall Guy, Short Guy, Spiky Guy
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:12 PM
the three genders
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
eventually we uh...find him floating around?
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he is semi-translucent, like a ghost
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it's gonna be like this, I guess.
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
ugh
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I promise
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
and he transforms into....a key?
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
if I ever haunt any of you, I am just going to be straightforward
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
who's
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:21 PM
CONGRATS WE JUST STARTED THE ULTIMATE WEAPON SIDE QUEST, BITCHES
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surprise motherfucker
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anyways we find four more of them and, satisfied that we've finished his little scavanger hunt, phyllo sends us an e-mail. One can only imagine how Haseo is taking all this
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:25 PM
lol
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Happy Maria 29-Mar-22 10:26 PM
I'm sorry but endrance's skirt always makes me think of tying your sweater around your waist because you sat in something
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:26 PM
lol
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I mean I would've just gone with
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:26 PM
We need to go back to the place where Alkaid got coma'd, I guess.
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archaeo 29-Mar-22 10:26 PM
tied around the waist
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Happy Maria
I'm sorry but endrance's skirt always makes me think of tying your sweater around your waist because you sat in something
Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:27 PM
also legit this is how it look, I was just thinking that
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Happy Maria 29-Mar-22 10:27 PM
I'm sorry rko I am unable to separate waist-sweater from stuff-on-your-butt
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Shaiapouf 29-Mar-22 10:27 PM
oh I'm wrong it's a different one
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either way
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UNCLE TENGU
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Happy Maria 29-Mar-22 10:29 PM
zenzendameda
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