Piros goes into his backstory again. Haseo is unamused
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he keeps trying to interject that he already knows
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 09:04 PM
"imagine"
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:04 PM
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Haseo: Seriously Piros Don't make me cry over your dead body it would be super weird
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Prios says "I'M OFF" and then makes a stance like he is about to rocket into the air
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and then immediately walks to the warp gate.
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haseo looks like he can feel his brain cells dying in real time
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anyways with him gone this place just feels moody, and I think I came here in Elden Ring
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Atoli wants us to bring Bo on the quest, but he's not on right now, so that will have to wait
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If you're curious, this is how the UI works for recruiting them
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It used to be, in the PS2 version, that whichever version you got wasn't something you could easily control. Saku had the character if they were an odd level, and Bo had it if they were even levels
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the new way is much less annoying
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next up we're gonna have adventure time with Saku and Endrance
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For the record, Endrance is a one handed blade guy and Sakubo is a shadow warlock
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meaning that, to be blunt, Silabus and gaspard are largely obsoleted as party members(edited)
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but never as friends~
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they are waiting for us
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Endrance is just gonna be like this from now on
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he's a fruity weirdo, but he's our fruity weirdo
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Endrance ignores saku to ask us a very important question
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Saku: NEMESIS
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Somehow, with Alkaid gone, Haseo has found himself forced into yet another love triangle without his consent
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 09:32 PM
...is he in any love triangles with his consent?
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...well, maybe one, we'll discuss later
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 09:33 PM
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you have my attention
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:35 PM
suffice to say the way haseo remembers shino does not exactly match up with the reality of their relationship in practice
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In like, a normal way. How someone's memories of a lost loved one will always be colored and not the exact reality, you know?
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:48 PM
anyways there is some post dungeon discussion
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and so on
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Haseo is so tired
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 09:51 PM
god endrance's butt cape
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I thought he was sitting on a mount or something for a bit
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I do love Endrances design, tbh
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it's honestly not a cape, it's just a skirt
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well, I guess it is open at the front
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idk
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anyways, we kick out endrance and with Saku logged off I can invite Bo and do that sidequest with him and atoli
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 09:54 PM
endrance r u ok
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Atoli's message when you invite her has changed yet again.
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when you talk to her her dialog is different as well
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she is real bad
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 09:55 PM
narrator: she was not okay
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 09:55 PM
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to remind you, the AIDA server incident happened because AIDA got her epitaph and used its power to make a server, which infected a bunch of players including Sirius and Bordaeux, leading to Alkaid's coma
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so in Atoli's mind, this whole thing is her fault
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:06 PM
lets do this quest
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we immediately get into a PVP battle with some randos
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:28 PM
It keeps happening.
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:30 PM
are these multiple distinct randos
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:30 PM
yes
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and again
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and the truth comes out
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we keep getting in fights because we have stumbled on a PKing uh...seminar?
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unfortunately nobody showed up because we kicked the asses of all those people
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archaeo27-Mar-22 10:46 PM
uh huh
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Lein (turnip head looking guy. He was on Bordauex's team.) talks about how he fell unconscious after they fought at the arena and Bordeaux and Grien haven't talked to him since. Which is just...lol?
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I mean kinda yeah
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archaeo27-Mar-22 10:48 PM
I'm sorry
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"When I came to, I was in a locker room"
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:48 PM
yeah that is a mystery to me as well
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:49 PM
maybe a translation thing
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:49 PM
what exactly happened there, buddy
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I mean like, maybe he means "locker room" in the same sense as the public lockers from the Mysterious White Void in the last game
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I considered that but tbh idk
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:49 PM
it doesn't feel like that
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whatever anyway, you were saying, loser guy who is about to lose
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:50 PM
maybe he was playing in a public place and then some people found him and put him in a locker room
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anyways, loser guy who is about to lose says he has reinforcements coming. By which he means, all those randos we already beat up
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so we beat him up too
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Goon says Extremely Goon thing
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:51 PM
"this guild was made to destroy you"
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"unfortunately, we destroyed everyone on the way here"
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Haseo: I literally could not care less about any of this
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WHY
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:51 PM
lol
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
WHY MUST YOU TALK SHIT
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
it's an online video game
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
talking a lot of shit for a man in spike range
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
anyways we glare at him and he stops
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
lol
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really?
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
does it get like, a close-up?
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
and we get a flashback to his backstory
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
oh fucking christ
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
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Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:53 PM
so who's this in the background
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oh is that what bordeaux looked like
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:53 PM
this guy, Grien
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the third guy in the team
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so basically the story is that, by being incredibly obnoxious, Lien forged the three of them into a group of friends
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and then it all fell apart
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and he uses a bunch of buff items
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this is so funny
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:55 PM
I like how everyone's just standing there staring at him through all this
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:56 PM
anyways
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Shaiapouf
so basically the story is that, by being incredibly obnoxious, Lien forged the three of them into a group of friends
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Haseo: I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR LITTLE LIVES
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:56 PM
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and Bo switches with Saku and then Saku kicks his ass
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Shaiapouf
anyways
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:57 PM
is there even a fight before this
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or does it just cut to that
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:57 PM
no there is
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:57 PM
booo
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:57 PM
he did his best, it was slightly more difficult than you might think
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 10:58 PM
it would have been so much funnier if there wasn't even a fight
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:58 PM
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and she just tears into him
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untranslatable japanese pun
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she goes on for like
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a solid minute
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just
archaeo27-Mar-22 10:59 PM
lol
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 10:59 PM
atomizing this guy
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Now THIS is a screenshot
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anyways he runs off screaming and crying and she fucking nukes him from orbit
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I have never seen a guy so throughly destroyed
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 11:00 PM
I love Haseo and Atoli just standing watching the blast about to destroy a guy
23:00
who needs epitaphs
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 11:01 PM
yeah no atoli is canonically here.
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just totally dumbstruck
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it's so fucking funny
archaeo27-Mar-22 11:01 PM
They both need this demonstration
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 11:01 PM
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archaeo27-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Saku should turn and be like, "have either of you ever considered just going ape shit?"
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 11:01 PM
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and bo is back
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Bo: Sorry about that. So, how did the fight go?
archaeo27-Mar-22 11:02 PM
lol
Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"27-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Bo: "What'd I miss?"
Shaiapouf27-Mar-22 11:02 PM
I like how the most visable part of Avatar Gorre's effect on Sakubo is that the hat flips around
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After the quest Bo is like "Sorry about that" and haseo and Atoli are vaguely terrified of them
