Witch Chat - .hack//Gay Undertones

but only to women he meets

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I knew a guy like that once lmao

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kuhn seems pretty hilarious

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now that we're getting more context here

this dungeon just goes on and on with no sign of AIDA

she got left in Egypt, sadly

FINALLY

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Skeith in fact has a new design

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due to Haseo's form change (edited)

pelvic spikes acquired

also its butt cape has become like a back chakram thing

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that was basically it.

oh is that a physical thing

why does he have dual dick spikes

Essentially this dungeon is just a way of introducing you to the new form of Skeith

I thought it was an energy symbol

we may have a number of plot avatar fights coming up

I like the cool horn things

in the very near future

on Haseo's face during the like, summoning bit

archaeo

why does he have dual dick spikes

also why does Haseo have any spikes

it's also got 3 eyes

sometimes spikes are cool

after the dungeon, Kuhn, who was very quiet during the dungeon, opens up in an e-mail

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he's doing his best

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Alkaid sends an...interesting e-mail

I feel like every time characters are like "come to Theta Hidden Somethingorother"

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they really should be like

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hey wait

Remember, the reason for Sirius's behavior is AIDA. Who would have information on sumthing like that.

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Hidden Forbidden are always used as the first two words for non-randomized areas like the church

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Battlefield is a new one tho

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while logging in we jump to Alkaid at the Battlefield

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pfft

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Alkaid's voice is heavily distorted

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and instrumental version of Vol 2. Main theme is playing, it's rather pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skwTG92us2k

SolitudeZV

.Hack //G.U. Ost: To You...My Dear

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Not quite rip best girl

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jeez

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wow way to be a gender essentialist at a time like this

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well shit

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you know, it's funny

(....I was hoping I'd misremembered. Guess not.)

for all that Haseo's been focused on keeping Atoli safe, Alkaid, with a completely normal character, was way more exposed to danger

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it was a blind spot

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and this is the result of trying to keep his uninvolved friends in the dark on these things

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Alkaid's character on the party member select is grayed out and Haseo will comment on her coma if you try and select her.

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This is going to remain the case for a long, long time.

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the reason this game has been going so slowly up until this point is because it wanted to develop that relationship as much as it possibly could, while there was still time

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in our inbox, we have a single e-mail, from Atoli.

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haseo: ...well...

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:(

this area has no music and is just like, Rainy mood

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That's typical for this area type but it does fit the vibe

Atoli is actually in pretty good spirits for once. In this shot you can really clearly see how her hand is still disintegrating, which I find darkly funny.

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Kuhn isn't really here for this, he's just the filler party member. It's very awkward that he's just standing here lmao

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and haseo takes out his anger on some AIDA

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which is a pretty good outlet, as far as haseo is concerned

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afterwards...

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and they immediately both arguing that this is their fault, and not the others...

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they just kinda stand there in silence for a while, and the scene ends.

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this argument is so fuckin sad

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Atoli: I'm gonna go.

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haseo: ...yeah...

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and she runs off

:((

no Area music in town, which is way more unnerving than in the field

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gonna stop here I think, but

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haseo has a thought when you log out

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ominous!

So yeah.

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RIP Waifu of the Year 2007

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tried to teach Atoli and Haseo to loosen up a little and got a knife in the gut for her trouble.

I do want to give a lot of credit to Yuri Lowenthal, who just completely breaks his normal haseo voice for the scene, btw

she burned too brightly for The World..........

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Fs in the chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skwTG92us2k

SolitudeZV

.Hack //G.U. Ost: To You...My Dear

god the outfits in this game are so stupid

LMAO

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It's true

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but I find it endearing

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usually

no I can't hate really

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they have impressive aughties MMO energy

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I do think it sucks that every new Haseo costume is worse than just being a Belt Twink tho

maybe one day Haseo will have a costume you like

like do we get a Black Knight -> Paladin bit

More or less

if you can copy the greats

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why would you not

would you like to see his final costume?

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just to get it out of the way

I think I have honestly

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because it's on some album art or whatever

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or other incidental stuff that's floated around

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also to be fair now

you probably have tbh, but it's this

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https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37700000/Haseo-Xth-Form-hack-gu-37725167-796-1520.png

that definitely feels appropriate

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/ I like his cool swords that are facing the wrong way

that is, in fact, guns

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his fourth weapon is guns

sick

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sensible

Yeah the last form rules

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we'll get there

anyway so Alkaid kind of stole the whole Aerith bit

YEP

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I did chuckle

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when you said you thought that was how Atoli was gonna go

I kind of feel like this leaves Atoli a very slim number of options

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is she gonna do a Luna instead?

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that would be a solid alternative

Luna?

or I mean she just disintegrates in front of you for the next 50 hours I guess

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Luna from Lunar?

I never played Lunar

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what ends up happening?

I mean, spoiler alert, Luna is the reincarnation of the goddess everyone in the game has said she looks just like

I think even I knew that one

only the guy with the anime villain eyes wants revenge on humanity on behalf of the monsters or something, I forget?

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and then shit happens and she becomes evil

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and hot

So

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Evil, Hot Atoli

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is your prediction

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I can dig it

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anyways we'll find out before too long

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as Alkaid's comatose body has fallen on the gas pedal

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and there are no more breaks

Evil and Hot seems like a solid guess, anyway?

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like you can't do a protagonist switch where Haseo is the one who gets owned this time and you like, start the next game as Atoli

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because I already know LK dropped off that game and there's no way she would've under those circumstances

pfffft

hey ...i mean you're not wrong

now i want that game

ngl I am very very glad I didn't have to play atoli for vol 3.