Witch Chat - .hack//Gay Undertones

shhh

that's my guess

23:24

I believe I also used the phrase "Tidus'd" earlier in the LP thread

you did, yes

23:24

Kairi's an interesting comparison tbh since atoli's whole thing right now "I want to have some agency in my own rescue, not just rely on you"

/ it feels kind of pointless to include the doppleganger thing without actually leveraging it for more than red herrings and character motivations, too

23:25

so I could easily see Atoli getting like, body snatched by the other girl

tbf there are plenty of dopplegangers in the game because it's just an MMO

that's the like, easy sci-fi conundrum, right?

shaia how close am I to catching up to before tonight

damn you limited character models

with not the best character generation

yeah but this one isn't just limited character models~

Happy Maria

shaia how close am I to catching up to before tonight

where are you?

I just replied to a thing a minute ago

limited character models...also very unique character models

what's your prediction Cyouni

pretty close actually

23:26

you're up to the last time I played

hmm

23:27

I'm thinking at least a temporary Doll Syndrome stint

god the model for this quest target is terrifying

23:29

what a line. Real Jar Jar Binks vibes

Shaiapouf

god the model for this quest target is terrifying

oh you are going to love some of the CS4 mobs

I already know the falcom monster design team is on drugs, cyouni

that's certainly...a voice

anyways I do the quest. it is uneventful, downright boring even tbh

Pi is so pointy

23:37

that's my only feedback

Shaiapouf

oh my god slang jokes about The Near Future of 2017 killing me

I... feel like this may have worked better in japanese, I want to know what they used in japanese

archaeo

Pi is so pointy

love me a lady who is all polygons

Mysterious Stranger "Cyouni"

would you like Moon Tree™️ brand pots?

what I want to know is if they meant actual pots or potions, because I def read it as potion

Haseo and alkaid is great, because it's basically the "but they were both bottoms" comic but it's Tsunderes

2

Happy Maria

what I want to know is if they meant actual pots or potions, because I def read it as potion

I love pots

Happy Maria

what I want to know is if they meant actual pots or potions, because I def read it as potion

I think the idea of that line was that they felt very MLMey to her, so I thought actual pots

lmao

23:42

Atoli tells us what we're doing next to trigger a plot scene. Okay then.

archaeo

Pi is so pointy

I still see her and kuhn as pointy jesse and james

23:44

oh I am caught up

oh right, Silibus was ALSO an emperor of the arena and we just cancelled it without telling him

goodbye for two weeks again

this guy is amazingly chill

Happy Maria

goodbye for two weeks again

bye!

Shaiapouf

anyways I do the quest. it is uneventful, downright boring even tbh

I've been thinking for a while though that pi's uhhh shorts go SO low that I'm pretty sure all of the characters are just barbie dolls

nice seeing you maria~

there's 100% nothing there

Happy Maria

I've been thinking for a while though that pi's uhhh shorts go SO low that I'm pretty sure all of the characters are just barbie dolls

Pi is def the mandatory cheesecake character and her design is just kinda nonsense

yeah maria that's how character models all work

23:46

nobody's got that stuff modeled down there

23:46

god you just know that exists actually never mind

rko would you like to learn about mods

well I mean you know

23:47

unmodded

...can you mod ZA WARUDO

especially the mods for the dragon-y characters in XIV that make things match weird colors

dude this is as much of a love confession as you are ever gonna get

oh no I am talking about real mmos

but I mean I feel like I fully expect someone to reveal like, "Breaking News: Cloud Strife's Cock And Balls Lovingly Rendered With Five Triangles In Every Frame Of Final Fantasy 7" or something

23:47

oh I didn't know that

Shaiapouf

dude this is as much of a love confession as you are ever gonna get

I feel like I've said things this gay to men before and it's never worked out atoli

23:48

good luck tho

what is essential is invisible to the eye

this has the same energy as the video of the guy saying he used the Final Fantasy 6 opera lyrics to write a love letter to a girl in middle school

23:49

but it is classier

Shaiapouf

this is interesting. You can send party members little cards to ask them questions and they'll respond via E-mail, to build up a love/bond mechanic I asked Atoli what her motto is.

do you still get it if you didn't get this talk

nope

damn

23:49

wow

it's a whole email chain

/ it does feel really plotty doesn't it

https://www.glamourdresser.com/mods/dragon-within-special-edition SPOILERED FOR MODDED XIV GENITALS

I KNOW right

23:49

I mean if it feels like this is a weird moment for Atoli to confess feelings, that's why but still, dang

Happy Maria

https://www.glamourdresser.com/mods/dragon-within-special-edition SPOILERED FOR MODDED XIV GENITALS

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-dead-dove-i-dont-know-what-i-expected-gif-13420229

I'm sorry this is a really shitty version of it, I have seen some pretty ones that aren't all just "yeah I stuck my dick in blue paint"

archaeo

https://tenor.com/view/arrested-development-dead-dove-i-dont-know-what-i-expected-gif-13420229

lmao

23:50

all I can say is I am extremely thankful they never get into this in .hack

I don't use these but I went on a spree of looking through what kind of weird shit was out there a while back

in another universe

23:50

oh god

23:50

folks

23:50

23:50

in another timeline

questions like "Did Tsukasa have a penis when she was stuck in The World for months" is not a wormhole I wanna go down tbh (edited)

Yoko Taro got hired to the .Hack team

Happy Maria

https://www.glamourdresser.com/mods/dragon-within-special-edition SPOILERED FOR MODDED XIV GENITALS

tentacle

please imagine this timeline with me for a moment

Shaiapouf

questions like "Did Tsukasa have a penis when she was stuck in The World for months" is not a wormhole I wanna go down tbh (edited)

if you want a wormhole, you might want to pick the opposite gender-bent conundrum

23:51

ba dum pssh

hah

are there FFXIV mods for buttholes too

probably

I'm fine with not checking!

yeah I don't need to see, but I do need to know

do I need to stop this derail? lmao

something something catbox

mods?? MODS???

23:52

anyway by all means shaia

Haseo apologizes for the last time Atoli got pushed into joining his Arena team

23:53

Atoli apologizes for forcing herself onto this one

23:53

Alkaid notices A Vibe

it's okay Alkaid, you can just say "please fuck already"

23:54

is there fucking in The World

23:54

sorry I know you were trying to re-rail the conversation but

23:54

railing is pertinent

LMAO

23:54

They never bring it up so I assume the answer is no

I will just pm rko

RIP

23:54

fuckin lol maria

they simply are not aiming to discuss that issue

23:55

that being said

23:55

I am sure I can find you some fan works that go into this question in great detail

23:55

if you are really curious

alkaid's outfit is a fan work

Before the match, Atoli DMs Haseo

23:56

Haseo at least learned his lesson about that

...can she use her avatar

23:56

I thought it got got

no she cannot

23:56

sorry that was Haseo responding to Atoli

oooh

yeah looking back without VA that's not clear

23:57

Alkaid, again, notices a Vibe

Shaiapouf

I am sure I can find you some fan works that go into this question in great detail

no thank you, I only read homestuck slash now

It's a detail I've mentioned once or twice before but Atoli's model is always holding her Paralyzed hand